Come here to laugh at Gooners

[ChickenTonight]

I watched the game with my best mate, sadly he is a gooner but it made the late equaliser all the more sweeter.
When I saw that Alan Smith was one of the Sky analysers I mentioned how much I hate him and his monotone drivel, and how he always seems to get the gig when we play.

This is a summary of the conversation:

Me: Alan Smith is a boring monotone piece of shit with a speech impediment and those Sky tossers always let him commentate on our games

Him: *with genuine surprise in his voice* Really? I always thought he was quite good.

Me: I've no idea how it happened. The last thing I remember was him saying "Alan Smith is all right"

Plod: We generally frown upon stabbings but keep to that story and you'll most likely get off with a caution.

 

[Melspurnian]

hahahaha the fucking brawl that almost erupted

 

[Benjamin]

Woolwich Fan TV is getting fucking tired.

 

[Joe Clash]

Woolwich Fan TV is getting fucking tired.

I watch it with the sound off.

 

[SoCalSpurs]

I only watch it when they lose so I enjoy it all the time

 

[jimmyriggle]

hahahaha the fucking brawl that almost erupted

I love the little hipster cameo and that guy next to ty giving him a look of such disdain!

 

[Blanchflower]

Woolwich fans on way to Liverpool Hahahaha

Her face is like - you're going to put this on the internet, aren't you.

 

[Blanchflower]

#prayforClaude'sChristmas

#ChristmasAbbandoned

Fat Robbie is actually right - they would have slated Wenger for putting on a striker or not making a change at all..........it doesn't really matter what changes he makes during games now as their players and general tactics aren't good enough any more

 

[Yorkshire_Spurs]

Her face is like - you're going to put this on the internet, aren't you.

You reckon she has eaten his arse out before?

 

[Tomo]

Fat Robbie is actually right - they would have slated Wenger for putting on a striker or not making a change at all..........it doesn't really matter what changes he makes during games now as their players and general tactics aren't good enough any more

Yeh but it's still funny to watch the whole thing fall apart.

 

[Blanchflower]

You reckon she has eaten his arse out before?

Are we definitely settled on it being a 'him'?

 

[Deadwood'sPostMatch]

I think it was Chalmers who actually lost Skrtel at the corner, funny pic though.

Judith?

 

[Joe Clash]

Are we definitely settled on it being a 'him'?

No, not at all. Impossible to tell.

 

[Blanchflower]

Yeh but it's still funny to watch the whole thing fall apart.

I agree - but now I just watch Arsefan TV and think "what did they expect was going to happen?"

2-2 at Liverpool for them isn't a bad result imo........but no, Christmas is abandoned

 

[Tomo]

I agree - but now I just watch Arsefan TV and think "what did they expect was going to happen?"

2-2 at Liverpool for them isn't a bad result imo........but no, Christmas is abandoned

Could you imagine if Claude was serious on his word what that must be like for his family.

Claude's wife: 64 mins - YESSSSSSSSSSSS Christmas is on Debutchy just scored, get in, presents and food for everyone this year.

Claude's Mum: I'll make the Tesco order, get in the Turkey, thank god we can keep the Christmas Tree up, going to be a great Christmas.

Claude's Wife: Brilliant, presents back under the tree, the kids are going to be so happy.

Claude's Wife: 97 mins - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Shit, fuck, cunt, bollox it's ruined it's over the whole thing is over, why Woolwich you pieces of shit.

Cluade's Mum: does that mean it's off?

Claude's Wife: off course it's off you numb skull, Claude is never going to allow Christmas. Cancel the Turkey, I'll take the tree down, we might as well just give the kids the presents now unwrapped.

Claude's Mum: Like this every bloody year, that Wenger needs to go he's like stale milk!

 

[Blanchflower]

Could you imagine if Claude was serious on his word what that must be like for his family.

Claude's wife: 64 mins - YESSSSSSSSSSSS Christmas is on Debutchy just scored, get in, presents and food for everyone this year.

Claude's Mum: I'll make the Tesco order, get in the Turkey, thank god we can keep the Christmas Tree up, going to be a great Christmas.

Claude's Wife: Brilliant, presents back under the tree, the kids are going to be so happy.

Claude's Wife: 97 mins - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Shit, fuck, cunt, bollox it's ruined it's over the whole thing is over, why Woolwich you pieces of shit.

Cluade's Mum: does that mean it's off

Claude's Wife: off course it's off you numb skull, Claude is never going to allow Christmas. Cancel the Turkey, I'll take the tree down, will might as well just give the kids the presents now unwrapped.

Claude's Mum: Like this every bloody year, that Wenger needs to go he's like stale milk.

A mate of mine is a Liverpool fan and when I saw him before a week before the Palace away game last season he was contemplating cancelling his holiday so that he could go up for the League open bus parade.

I genuinely predicted that at half time they'd be winning and he'd be on the phone to the travel agent...........but then Palace would come back and by full time he'd have to call the travel agent back.

 

[Tomo]

A mate of mine is a Liverpool fan and when I saw him before a week before the Palace away game last season he was contemplating cancelling his holiday so that he could go up for the League open bus parade.

I genuinely predicted that at half time they'd be winning and he'd be on the phone to the travel agent...........but then Palace would come back and by full time he'd have to call the travel agent back.

There is being a football fan but sometimes it goes overboard, shouldn't let it get in the way of your life, do love a good gooner or Liverpool meltdown though and boy do they do it well.

 

[LLB Part Deux]

No, not at all. Impossible to tell.

Pretty sure it's just a proper lesbian. Not the kind you get on the specialist internet sites. I've partied with the England lesbian football team and althletics teams*, so I feel I'm qualfied to make the distinction.

* I'd like to make it clear, I'm neither lesbian or athletic.

 

[nickzegreek]

hahahaha the fucking brawl that almost erupted

if i saw a spurs fan dressed up like TY i would give him a slap.

 

[Doom Funk]

if i saw a spurs fan dressed up like TY i would give him a slap.

same, a spurs fan wearing Woolwich merchandise is as low as you can get