I watched the game with my best mate, sadly he is a gooner but it made the late equaliser all the more sweeter.
When I saw that Alan Smith was one of the Sky analysers I mentioned how much I hate him and his monotone drivel, and how he always seems to get the gig when we play.
This is a summary of the conversation:
Me: Alan Smith is a boring monotone piece of shit with a speech impediment and those Sky tossers always let him commentate on our games
Him: *with genuine surprise in his voice* Really? I always thought he was quite good.
Me: I've no idea how it happened. The last thing I remember was him saying "Alan Smith is all right"
Plod: We generally frown upon stabbings but keep to that story and you'll most likely get off with a caution.
When I saw that Alan Smith was one of the Sky analysers I mentioned how much I hate him and his monotone drivel, and how he always seems to get the gig when we play.
This is a summary of the conversation:
Me: Alan Smith is a boring monotone piece of shit with a speech impediment and those Sky tossers always let him commentate on our games
Him: *with genuine surprise in his voice* Really? I always thought he was quite good.
Me: I've no idea how it happened. The last thing I remember was him saying "Alan Smith is all right"
Plod: We generally frown upon stabbings but keep to that story and you'll most likely get off with a caution.