Franco "Watermelon Bollocks" Baldini

[WookieD]

Myyyyyy Naaaaame Isssss.... Franco Baldini
I'm aged about fifty
I worked near the Vatican.... ROMA

 

[Smoked Salmon]

How? Honestly...

I'd just focus on the academy.

And why does the academy not feature in transfer activity?

I think we are on the cusp and if there is a key player needed I would not be surprised to see Baldini go to work in Jan. Why settle for fourth? After all this transfer window has already been completely against past normality.

 

[pompower]

This being said on the lollerpool board (allready posted in the other thread aswel but this is class)

"I'd take Mignolet over Lloris any day. I'd take Suarez over Willian. I'd take Sturridge over Soldado and I'd take Coutinho over Chadli or Holtby."

:gylfi:

 

[RSpurs]

"I'd take Mignolet over Lloris any day. I'd take Suarez over Willian. I'd take Sturridge over Soldado and I'd take Coutinho over Chadli or Holtby."

:gylfi:

Completely agree. That's why you are taking 6th over 4th place in the league too.

 

[Tucker]

I feel sorry for their reasonable fans.

Don't worry, I've heard all three of them are holding up ok.

 

[Lister]

"I'd take Mignolet over Lloris any day. I'd take Suarez over Willian. I'd take Sturridge over Soldado and I'd take Coutinho over Chadli or Holtby."

:gylfi:

To be fair to them, the majority are pretty reasonable. The posters in that thread are no where near as demented as virtually all of RAWK

 

[MKYid]

This being said on the lollerpool board (allready posted in the other thread aswel but this is class)

Maby felt he [Willian] couldn't get into our forward line

 

[eggsoakley]

"They're willing to pay over the odds and we're not. Simples. We'll see how it works out for them in a few years time."

Still above you.

 

[Gothamizm]

Myyyyyy Naaaaame Isssss.... Franco Baldini
I'm aged about fifty
I worked near the Vatican.... ROMA

Let's get this going at Swansea!

 

[Anthony Beale]

Myyyy nameeee isssss
Franco balding, I'm aged around 50
I've got bollocks the size of big fruit - ME-LONS

 

[Gothamizm]

Myyyy nameeee isssss
Franco balding, I'm aged around 50
I've got bollocks the size of big fruit - ME-LONS

When I walk down the street, all the people I meet say,
"OI! BIG BALLS! WHATS YER NAME?"

 

[Flannerz]

Damiao continues to flat-track-bully Gaucho sides in Brazil while producing more mediocre form in Serie A.

Wasn't convinced by him 2 years ago and still not sure he's worth more than £10m.

But he won me the league in FM

 

[Mad Yid]

This man is my hero

He came from Roma then went back to cunt off all the ultras by knicking their best player lol

 

[Steed_Train]

"They're willing to pay over the odds and we're not. Simples. We'll see how it works out for them in a few years time."

Still above you.

Hahaha

Carroll? Henderson? Allen?

 

[Dru]

No doubt he's been instrumental but there's no way Levy would have been spending 90 odd mil this window if it weren't for persuading Real to pay a stupid amount of money for Bale.
What a double act though.

 

[JDK]

Everytime I think about Baldini I think about Watermelon Bollocks now. Fantastic nickname.

 

[oreally]

Franco: Knock knock
Levy: Come in
Franco: You wanted to see me?
Levy: Yes Franco. This is a little bit awkward.
Franco: What is?
Levy: Well, due to all the great signings you've made, I don't need you any more. You're fired. Soz.
Franco: Sad face.

 

[N17 dizzi]

Many speculated that Franco was our signing of the season: Nailed on.

Imagine what is possible with this guy and a season of behind the scenes...

 

[Mrs Perryman]

He should be knighted ...... "Arise Sir Watermelon B*******s"

 

[VirginiaSpur]

Baldini has earned himself a two month vacation after this transfer window closes.