We can be heroes champions league final 01/06/2019

[mummy]

Great start to the day, beautiful sunshine, breakfast in the garden, watching interviews galore on my phone and then bang!

My daughter comes outside and tells me that she's invited her boyfriend, a Southampton fan, a fucking Southampton supporter around tonight to watch the final.

Fuck that I say. No way am I having anyone near my house who isn't a die hard yid. He can fuck off down the pub with all the scouse wankers and talk shit with them.

Safe to say, she's not happy and stormed back indoors shouting at the top of her voice that i'm unreasonable. I wouldn't mind so much, but I don't even like her boyfriend, little prick. COYS

I'm totally with you mate. I had to deal with a bit of the lady-pressure myself, yesterday - wife telling me that my son-in-law would REALLY love to be at the screening - hint hint. No way am I sitting next to a plastic dipper (and Occasional Woolich - you know the type) on the most important day of my life. So the wife's still being dragged along.

 

[Super Jan Fan]

I have not been nervous for this game, I've been really confident we're going to win it, just counting down the sleeps till our big day.

Spoiler

I just woke up and realised there are no sleeps left.

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

I'm totally with you mate. I had to deal with a bit of the lady-pressure myself, yesterday - wife telling me that my son-in-law would REALLY love to be at the screening - hint hint. No way am I sitting next to a plastic dipper (and Occasional Woolich - you know the type) on the most important day of my life. So the wife's still being dragged along.

Didn't someone on TFC say half their group at the screening tonight are plastic dippers?

Fuck knows what they were thinking.

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

 

[ArtyB]

( getting married Italy next year),

Got the photo mate...

 

[Totti]

 

[ArtyB]

 

[ArtyB]

 

[mummy]

Fluids leaking from all orifices now.

 

[mummy]

WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY is he not there? (before you tell me, I know why) BUT WHYYY?

God I wish he was playing tonight.

 

[ArtyB]

 

[DemPele]

Just did a sex wee

 

[ArtyB]

 

[Totti]

VVDs answer sums them up. Always has to be about them.

 

[DemPele]

Replied to wrong post.
Thats how much he gets me hard

 

[Stanley]

It’s like an Avengers poster... but BETTER

 

[DemPele]

It’s like an Avengers poster... but BETTER

No need for thanos to rewrite history...... going to do it ourselves!

 

[Totti]

Why is this room so dusty?

 

[Mrs Perryman]

If there is a god, he’d prefer us to win.

I've had a word with him, but depends how many others have made their supplication. If the scousers have pleaded more, we're gonna be in trouble

 

[DemPele]

Am coming to the realisation that posting messages is making my bum squeak more.
Off to tescos then.
What aisle should i shout "come on you fucking spurs!"??