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Have a drink.I NEED A DRINK
Imodium (loperamide) is your friend. I bought 30 for £2.35 a week ago. You’re coming over as an amateur Chucks. I’m surprised - you being ex-services an all.Just had my first nervous poo. It’s gonna be a rough 24 hours. My body is going to hate me after this, whatever the result.
Ex-Services I may be, but I was in the RAF, so not as professional as you may think.Imodium (loperamide) is your friend. I bought 30 for £2.35 a week ago. You’re coming over as an amateur Chucks. I’m surprised - you being ex-services an all.
Well I’ve dispensed my advice. If you want to shit yourself, shit away. Personally, with everything that’s going to be going on, it’s one bodily function I can do without. I’m currently looking for an anti-vomit pill, but I fear I’ve left it to late.Ex-Services I may be, but I was in the RAF, so not as professional as you may think.
Unless I’m in a 5-Star hotel quaffing the finest Chateau-neuf, I’ve got no hope.
Appreciate the advice! Look after yourself, Joe, see you on the other side. :dierpochhug:Well I’ve dispensed my advice. If you want to shit yourself, shit away. Personally, with everything that’s going to be going on, it’s one bodily function I can do without. I’m currently looking for an anti-vomit pill, but I fear I’ve left it to late.
If we lose the other side will probably be a 5 year self-imposed exile in Haiti - I have a mad aunt there.Appreciate the advice! Look after yourself, Joe, see you on the other side. :dierpochhug:
As my last Orgonite lost some life-force, yet now we hear Poch calling on the team to embrace it, here are my recent creations (tests really).
By the man who is (was) considered the most energy sensitive on Earth (Laozu), my work has some of the finest Chi output.
This means we win, scoring 4
Nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooo!!!!!All those going to the Stadium, we’re all going to be on our phones during the game, calling each other cunts in the match thread, right?
I'm in...If we lose the other side will probably be a 5 year self-imposed exile in Haiti - I have a mad aunt there.
This is not the time for denial. If you can’t have a drink on the eve of a European Cup Final, when can you have one? Strong drink was invented for times like these.I NEED A DRINK