Vincent Janssen

[Stanley]

Spoiler

In all seriousness, I am really happy to see him given another chance!

 

[ryminister]

Great addition. Good to see him back.
Does a great Frankenstein impression when he moves in the box

 

[Macch]

He's like a new signing!


apologies if this has already been said 10 times

 

[Claud601]

Please don’t fuck this up Vinny second chances are hard to get

 

[SoCalSpurs]

I believe in the guy!

 

[Benjamin]

What's up with this rumor that he's got a gambling addiction?

 

[stevee]

I believe in the guy!

I believe in Santa Claus......but I still got socks for Christmas.

Big beardy red cunt.

 

[SoCalSpurs]

I believe in Santa Claus......but I still got socks for Christmas.

Big beardy red cunt.

Better than a kick in the nuts amirite?

 

[Dixiefish61]

Great addition. Good to see him back.
Does a great Frankenstein impression when he moves in the box

Stop the contest. Quote of the night

 

[stevee]

Better than a kick in the nuts amirite?

Would love for him to score a hatrick in his first game back.

 

[SoCalSpurs]

What's up with this rumor that he's got a gambling addiction?

I heard something about that too. What are people saying about it?

 

[Eli]

This is fucking top trolling by Poch.

Giving it to Levy, the fans and vinny all in one go. It is the work of an everlasting twisted genius.

 

[Benjamin]

I heard something about that too. What are people saying about it?

I don't know much. Just that he owes a ton of money.

 

[Tobes]

 

[AndriusTH]

Im really excited for Vinny. Hope he gets his chance.

 

[Mariner]

I don't know much. Just that he owes a ton of money.

Who does he owe HMRC?

 

[Tomo-61]

"Not a chair". High praise. Hope he's able to keep his ego in check.

Great Janssen is going to make the most of his second chance, he will really contribute to the team and we already have a chant sorted...

He's not a chair
He's not a chair
Vincent Janssen
He's not a chair.

 

[SoCalSpurs]

LOL @ “bankruptspurs

 

[Jurgen's Binnman]

It’s the last game of the season, the full time whistle has just been blown for Liverpool who currently sit top of the league. Spurs are currently drawing with Everton, and if it stays this way will finish 2 points behind Liverpool. We’re into injury time..... Kane has just done his ankle again and has to leave the pitch, Vincent Janssen is called into play. It’s the 93rd minute... the referee is checking his watch.....

Suddenly Spurs break with Sissoko bursting forward.... he bulldozes through 3 defenders before sending one last hopeful, blind ball towards the box.......

“That could be a dangerous ball, can anyone get on the end of it?!

JANSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!”


LIMBS

You heard it here first.

 

[Rocket]

Great Janssen is going to make the most of his second chance, he will really contribute to the team and we already have a chant sorted...

He's not a chair
He's not a chair
Vincent Janssen
He's not a chair.

What’s that coming on to the pitch,
Is it a sofa?
No it’s Janssen.