Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United (19th Aug - 5.30pm)

[White Van Jan]

So much space for their LW

 

[StripiestPilot]

Lo Celso is nowhere near as bad of a signing as Ndombele.

He’s much worse, Ndombele is a wasteman but at least he scored some goals. Lo Celso has done literally nothing.

 

[El Noel]

Neville is a cunt, screaming in delight when their keeper hit a long pass, then barely above a whisper when we hit the post twice in 10 seconds. Smith last week, Neville this week. Cunts, cunts, cunts

A long pass that Porro intercepted, no less.

 

[CapitolSpur]

How long will it take pundits to realize Bissouma has been the best MF in the league so far this season?

 

[Ttonite]

Oh come on R Roy Keane, don’t know what game you’re watching but no way United are the better side, please make sense or shut the fuck up.

 

[FightingIllini]

Hit the post twice... Sarr had a great chance...How's that work?

The Porro shot off the bar is a brilliant strike from a low probability opportunity.

It's how big the chances are, not how well you take the chances.

 

[Furball man]

Sanchez on for Richie , calling it first

 

[Richard Arlison]

Roy Keane is a bawsack

Why do Sky have so many UTD pundits for a Spurs home game?

 

[bonaspur23]

Hit the post twice... Sarr had a great chance...How's that work?

Well one of the posts wasn’t even a shot and the other was from the edge of the box. It being a good shot from porro doesn’t change the xG.

United’s coming from the 2 open headers and rashfords chance that vicario made a good save on.

 

[skywalker68]

How small is the sky studio.
Looks like Townsend is on Keanes knee.

Levy cutbacks

 

[Bazali]

Get him off the pitch. That's the only solution.

Soldado vibes regarding confidence imv

 

[Kaz Hirai]

Regardless of our weaknesses this is another good early test. United with finish top 5 certainly. And we don't look outmatched so far despite angie being here only a minute

 

[Carl Johnson]

My quick thoughts on this half:

- Spurs started off really slow and were showing way too much respect to United (United is not that good).

- Spurs slowly getting more comfortable into the game and pushing United back, they ended up having the best chances of the half.

-Sarr and Bissouma have done very well. Sarr in particular has looked impressive but Spurs might have something with this midfield.

- Decent half from Son but it is so obvious he is not the player he once was.

-Spurs DESPERATELY need a striker. Im sorry but Richy is really bad IMO.

Richy hasn’t got any service

Kulu is playing with his head down

 

[Doc]

Despite everyone pissing their nappies about Porro's defending, I reckon he's had a fine half

It's when he's recieving the ball facing our goal in those midfield spaces.. no security, turnovers in that position have lead to two Utd chances.

 

[Kane's left]

At least the effort is there with Richi unlike that fat lazy cunt

Effort 10/10
Touch 1/10
Shot accuracy N/A

 

[skywalker68]

Oh come on R Roy Keane, don’t know what game you’re watching but no way United are the better side, please make sense or shut the fuck up.

They have had the best chances and more of them

 

[bonaspur23]

So much space for their LW

He’s done little with it though. Might be to plan.

 

[White Van Jan]

Cow on Son Udohiw wake up

AWB on a yellow nice and early and no one run at him since

Doh

 

[Stlducks]

Richy out for Solomon, Son in the middle and Kulu on the left. I'd try it

 

[Richard Arlison]

The Porro shot off the bar is a brilliant strike from a low probability opportunity.

It's how big the chances are, not how well you take the chances.

I think the metric has an issue if it calculates that shot for Porro as low probability. A different player sure, but Porro? I'd bet on him scoring there.