*****The Potters v Thee Mighty Tottenham Hotspur Quarter Final Milk Cup *****

[deadleyledley]

I was gonna start the thread.

Then I realised the last and only time I started a thread we ended up losing 3-0 to Leipzig and the world proceeded to go into a global pandemic, Lockdown and all football was cancelled.

So I decided to pass...

 

[SouthStand Billy]

Glad Harry Kane got a full 90.. He needs playing time.

 

[TonySoprano]

This is the shittiest stream I’ve ever seen. First you have to deal with 28 pop ups, then it barely work

Fuckin pay for Sky then you tramp.

It's a bit rich when people who watch a stream for free complain about it.

 

[Fazz]

Can't stand their football. Defend deep, almost a back six. Just run around and hoof it up to the striker and hope he can make something happen. No class. No guile.






Stoke's football isnt all that great either

 

[yes]

If everyone in the team had Lamela’s atttitude/level of shithousery, we’d have won the world cup by now.

 

[NW1Spur]

Woolwich must be watching this and licking their lips at the prospect of playing garbage like Stoke for a whole season next year. They'd definitely be top 6.

 

[Billy Bob mate]

2 minutes and our pass seem as shite as always.

Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner!

The award for quickest melt goes to Allejo10

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

SISSOKO ASSIST DON'T YOU FUCKERS EVER SWING FOR THE KING AGAIN

 

[Arthur Wensleydale]

I'd love to contribute, but I've still got the fucking hump.

 

[SouthStand Billy]

Ah, that was lovely passing. Like watching prime Brazil.

 

[yes]

Silly bint on the TV.

"If you're Brentford, are you just wanting to avoid Manchester City at all costs?"

You mean the team that Spurs shat over a few weeks ago?

FUCK OFF YOU SHLAAAAAAAAAG.

 

[ChrissyWaddleShares]

But have you ever worked with a lovely bloke who was not up to the job?

Not personally, but my colleagues have.

 

[SouthStand Billy]

MOTM Harry Winks.. Well done lad..

 

[TonySoprano]

Sorry but that's a fucking awful piece of man-management.

I don't care for that type of cuntishness towards your own players. Keep it private if you want to slate Dele talk to him privately. No need to make that comment publicly.

 

[Rocket]

but fuck Stoke's moist lips...

 

[MattScFc]

Stoke fan in peace, seeing some of your hopeful lineups hasn’t exactly filled me with confidence to be honest.
We have 6 goalkeepers unable to play so that isn’t exactly the best of news, we’ve got too many injuries to risk putting out our very thin first team at the minute.
so if you can just score 1 and defend that’d be nice

 

[TonySoprano]

In a past life I was a store manager for Dixons Carphone (AKA Currys/PC World) some of us were taken to Sky Sports for a meeting, organised by Now TV.

 

[hiatus]

Woolwich must be watching this and licking their lips at the prospect of playing garbage like Stoke for a whole season next year. They'd definitely be top 6.

Everyone going gaga over City beating Woolwich 1-4 but here we are beating a team of the same caliber by a similar scoreline and I bet we won't hear the same praise.

 

[Don Corleone]

Have to say, I’m expecting a win tonight. If we can’t beat a championship side like Stoke, we might as well pack our bags because we are never winning a trophy. This game won’t define our season because we should be winning this and winning this comfortably

 

[Totti]

Must be one of our easiest halves of the season.

Considering you never know what Tottenham is going to show up anymore, I'll take that.

Zero need for Kane to be out there in that half and there's zero need for him to be out there in the second half.