The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur V BVB

[AcrossThePond]

Yeah, and this idea that Bale turns us into title winners is nonsense anyway. Our biggest strength right now is our ability to work together as a team. A testament to Poch's coaching. Bale would have to fit into the team and play a function, not be the one man team he was by 2012-2013. Not that he is coming back, but hypothetically he'd have to be prepared to be more of a squad member rather than the biggest star if he was faced with being in this team.

No, he's not coming back, but playing alongside Ronaldo seems to work out. I like to think it could with Kane as well.

 

[Bazali]

Depends on the lube

Wonder if Wilshite has had this one

He's had everything else

 

[Smoked Salmon]

Going in for an embarrassing procedure myself tomorrow

Joys of getting old!

Camera up the dick or bum then?

 

[AcrossThePond]

I quote from Sahin; 'of course I want to draw the foul and I think there was contact there. I was pretty sure he would give it. He didn't and I don't know why...I could have hit the ball out of play but I was pretty sure he (Kane) was going to look for the contact. So I let myself fall as I felt contactand he sadly didn't give the foul. That's just the way it goes.' From Evening Standard. What cunt! Or is that harsh? 'I let myself fall' - so not enough contact to actually make him lose his balance! he should get a retrospective booking for diving!

I think that's harsh. There was contact, and he went down too easily and cost his team a goal. JMO but players should be booked for diving when there's no actual contact and they just throw themselves to the ground and roll around in faux-agony.

Worked out well for us, maybe he learned his lesson. That, I thought, was one of the better pieces of officiating in an otherwise poorly officiated match.

 

[Furball man]

Going in for an embarrassing procedure myself tomorrow

Joys of getting old!

So is it true that they turn the penis into the foo-foo?

 

[pondscum]

---------------------Lloris

----Toby--------Sanchez-------Verts
Aurier--------------------------------Davies

----------------------Dier----------------------
-----------Sissoko----------Dembele
--------------------Eriksen--------------

----------------------Kane

Crap for brains, stick to lawn bowls.

 

[Don Giovanni]

Crap for brains, stick to lawn bowls.

Do one fucking plonker

 

[mouse]

4 2 31

Vertonghen at Left Back?

 

[OffTheBench]

Very confused when I saw this thread bumped. Thought we'd for some reason slotted in a friendly.

Now it just makes me sad to see that side. Look how dynamic and sharp Kane looks.

He really has physically declined hasn't he? Developed in other areas like his passing of course.