Summer 2018 transfer window

[Joe Clash]

Pikey or Dipper?

But it’s difficult to tell with all the other dipper worshippers on here.

 

[NOLA spur]

What are you on about? Right now i'm talking about squad value. Not success. If I go out and buy a house for 100 grand. Then im worth 100 grand more than I was previously. Its reflected in my assets, in my accounts and in my taxes. Thats exactly how it works..

Okay, but this is what football is like:

What if you went and bought a house for 100 grand, but it was by most estimates only worth 50 grand. Unfortunately you have bad credit/criminal history/whatever so they raised the price. You are not worth 100 grand more. You are worth 50 grand more. Again, that’s just one example of how the argument is flawed. Their are many more. What if you just don’t understand property value and offered too much? What if you find out after it was built on an Indian burial ground? It’s not so simple.

 

[The Yinzer]

What are you on about? Right now i'm talking about squad value. Not success. If I go out and buy a house for 100 grand. Then im worth 100 grand more than I was previously. Its reflected in my assets, in my accounts and in my taxes. Thats exactly how it works.

If we went out and bought Grealish tomorrow you'd flip your argument 180. Burying your head in the sand and pretending its a wise move to not go out and spend money on players does you no favours.

Not kidding, man. Somehow your long-winded, semantic whines are worse than our transfer window. That's an accomplishment?

 

[Jayc1]

This is just a site on the internet. Some are wayou too serious into this. We are all cunts. In different forms and levels. But all of us are cunts. :dierpochhug:

I get people asking me, "Describe yourself in one word" and when I say cunt they take it so serious and are so shocked.

Here it's the norm lol been in this place too long.

 

[Jester]

Not true at all. Assuming you own the house and dont mortgage it (which would burden you with debt for an asset you dont yet possess) and you paid $100k for a house that's value is $100k then your not worth any more or less than you were before. You've simply converted liquid value into a real estate asset.

Jesus, just shut up already if you dont have anything better to say.

No its absolutely true. You dont need to over complicate it talking about liquid assets etc. If I buy a house worth 100 grand that gives me 100 grand more in assets and thats exactly what you claim.

I understand your emotion is getting the better of you right now. But West Hams squad is definitely officially 100 mil more value than last year and Liverpools is 200 mil and if we get Grealish for 30 mil ours will be 30 mil.

 

[Joe Clash]

Yeah Im not humiliated really though am I. Because you insist that if someone says "I never said anything about buying a central defender" That means they never said anything about buying a central defender in their entire lives,that doesnt make me humiliated. It makes you an idiot.

But of course an idiot cant understand they're an idiot. Due to the fact that they are...in fact....an idiot

Central defenders now? You’re fucking out there. You’re insane. You should take some time off and address your mental health issues - this shouldn’t be played out in public. It’s not fair on you.

 

[MemphisWill]

No its absolutely true. You dont need to over complicate it talking about liquid assets etc. If I buy a house worth 100 grand that gives me 100 grand more in assets and thats exactly what you claim.

I understand your emotion is getting the better of you right now. But West Hams squad is definitely officially 100 mil more value than last year and Liverpools is 200 mil and if we get Grealish for 30 mil ours will be 30 mil.

But the cash is an asset. Fucking weirdo, you really need to read an economics book.

 

[Jester]

Not kidding, man. Somehow your long-winded, semantic whines are worse than our transfer window. That's an accomplishment?

Yeah and having to explain simple things to people cause they're overcome with emotion. Is no walk in the park either.

 

[NOLA spur]

Is he trolling or has he just talked himself into a corner, and lacks the humility to admit his error?

 

[Jester]

Central defenders now? You’re fucking out there. You’re insane. You should take some time off and address your mental health issues - this shouldn’t be played out in public. It’s not fair on you.

Its an example. Just cause you insist its not an example,doesn't make it not an example.

 

[Sobie]

Is he trolling or has he just talked himself into a corner, and lacks the humility to admit his error?

Both.

 

[NOLA spur]

But the cash is an asset. Fucking weirdo, you really need to read an economics book.

It doesn’t even take an economics book to understand either lol

 

[GlasgowSpur]

But it’s difficult to tell with all the other dipper worshippers on here.

True.
They'll still be able to type with Klopp's cock in their mouth.

 

[MemphisWill]

Is he trolling or has he just talked himself into a corner, and lacks the humility to admit his error?

Will definitely buy a house next summer....

 

[Art Vandelay]

If you pay 100K for a house a surveyor says is worth 50K, you've lost 50K...

An accountant would say that’s false. It’s worth what you sell it for at the end.

 

[Jayc1]

I love that the cries of "melter" have pretty much stopped and now even the staunchest are melting.

 

[GlasgowSpur]

Both.

He's possibly just afraid to go to bed in case he wets it again.

 

[The Yinzer]

True.
They'll still be able to type with Klopp's cock in their mouth.

 

[Sobie]

Will definitely buy a house next summer....

Dude, I've already bought 3 in the last 15 minutes. It's basically printing money. How did I never think of this!?

 

[NOLA spur]

Dude, I've already bought 3 in the last 15 minutes. It's basically printing money. How did I never think of this!?

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