Summer 2018 transfer window

[Colonel_K]

We need pace to make-up for slow Kane

So his schtick about beasts and tiny dancers now switching to Kane being slow and us needing pace to complement that?

So glad we don’t have to listen to Gibbons nonsense. He’s shouting into his echo chamber of 38 followers, probably forum members who like to once in a while go and have a laugh at his expense.

 

[The Multi]

So his schtick about beasts and tiny dancers now switching to Kane being slow and us needing pace to complement that?

So glad we don’t have to listen to Gibbons nonsense. He’s shouting into his echo chamber of 38 followers, probably forum members who like to once in a while go and have a laugh at his expense.

I liked it when he returned and just posted in the toilet so he wouldn't get binned. A man who truly can't let go

 

[Jurgen's Binnman]

The funny thing is - I agree we need more pace in the team, but it's at the back and not the front imo. We have 2 of the slowest FB's in the entire league and while that individually is not a problem - combining it with slow (other than Sanchez) CB's and DM is. Whenever Wanyama & Sanchez are not playing, we are the slowest back 5 in the entire league.

A speedy fullback on the right side who did not concede penalties like Santa handing out presents would be a terrific signing.

That could be Walker-Peters if he gets a decent crack at it this year (I hope he does!).

 

[Joe Clash]

Someone on here once posted a Gibbsy/hitler video which had me in stitches for days. All at once I wished that my friends also read this forum and would understand but it still had me laughing at least a week after.

Here it is. Fucking funny.

All real quotes.

 

[SchmoodSpur]

He's dead?

Hope not.

But for TFC purposes, he dead.

 

[OnlineAlias]

Here it is. Fucking funny.

Oh man thank you so much for finding it and reposting.

Humours a very personal thing but this is absolute comedy gold imho. From 2-3 seconds in until the end I was weeping again with laughter. "Gibbsy you weren't even on the forum then" and the ensuing rant will forever be in my brain

CJJ deserves more than a forum maybe we can create a documentary for an obscure film festival in Europe with this video in full being the climax?

 

[Don Giovanni]

We are not getting anywhere near 1000th page this year

 

[OnlineAlias]

466 pages with no single signing yet?

We're one Jack Grealish / rough diamond that's not been brought up before / French N'winger from the inevitable back and forths , Fifa , Pro Evo and football manager "reports", and Levy / ENIC debates remaking their appearances

Believe mate. Believe

 

[Reidy]

We are not getting anywhere near 1000th page this year

You know there's an epic cunt off brewing.......at least 450 pages worth.....

Something to do with the heat I reckon

 

[Radical Rei]

Apparently we're after Alex Grimaldo probably bullshit though

Tottenham have £27m offer ready for Benfica ace

 

[Hrytn]

I am pretty sure we will buy a player from PSG in this window.

 

[SchmoodSpur]

Apparently we're after Alex Grimaldo probably bullshit though

Tottenham have £27m offer ready for Benfica ace

Wouldn't say no. But not for that price.

 

[Totti]

Anyone identified anyone at this World Cup who could replace Dembele?

The Croat lad possibly but I want dembele to leave less than I did already

You don't replace Dembele with a player.

You replace Dembele by changing system.

3-5-2 or 4-3-3 would be the way to go.

 

[Don Giovanni]

You know there's an epic cunt off brewing.......at least 450 pages worth.....

Something to do with the heat I reckon

Any signing will do at the moment. The window will be closed in 5 weeks ffs.

 

[The Dane]

Any signing will do at the moment. The window will be closed in 5 weeks ffs.

I seriously doubt we'll manage more than one signing this window, we're so incredibly slow

 

[superstaryid]

I seriously doubt we'll manage more than one signing this window, we're so incredibly slow

YB

 

[superstaryid]

Any signing will do at the moment. The window will be closed in 5 weeks ffs.

YB

 

[Hrytn]

I am still puzzled why a Spurs fan care the price THFC board including Levy would pay for a player! They know what they are doing, they know more than you.

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Why wait tho?

 

[RealCoolYid]

You don't replace Dembele with a player.

You replace Dembele by changing system.

3-5-2 or 4-3-3 would be the way to go.

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