Summer 2017 transfer window or, waiting for Godot

[Melspurnian]

8 new pages...."ohhh maybe something has happened, let's have a look."

Ohhh wait it's just a bunch of adults having their daily cunt-offs again, for the 70th day in a row.

:dembelewtf:

 

[Smoked Salmon]

I thought you were just teasing us with obscure ITK!

Welcome to TFC. I have to say that if you have been reading for four years you've chosen a particular nadir to decide to wade into the swamp that is the Transfer Thread. To each his own!

:dierpochhug:

Jealousy. It's very difficult to sit on the sidelines and not yearn for an Arcspace disagree.

 

[CJJ]

What InPochWeTrust sees when he comes in here to post innocently

Nearly laughed out loud in the office, when I'm clearly supposed to be busy

 

[SoCalSpurs]

You forgot...

Here's a gif of ArcspacE recent trip to Texas

 

[Smoked Salmon]

Here's a gif of ArcspacE recent trip to Texas

I always assumed it would be more like this...

 

[Totti]

 

[Smoked Salmon]

Ha! This picture definitely Winalots. Perfect for sending up a Pedigree Chump.

 

[SoCalSpurs]

I always assumed it would be more like this...

 

[Smoked Salmon]

Poor Arcy. We are being awfully mean. He be like....

...right now.

 

[Totti]

 

[Smoked Salmon]

Sorry Totti , couldn't resist....

 

[Oracle]

Let's buy Lucas Moura

 

[Macch]

Let's buy Lucas Moura

You mean one of Neymar's best friends?

Not sure that's in PSG's plans

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

At this point, I think our signing-reveal video will be Dele nutmugging a player, only for the camera to pan up and reveal who it is.

Either that or some weird shit where Barkley is walking through the woods and pulls his hoodie down.

 

[Totti]

#AnnounceNutmeg

 

[SoCalSpurs]

I laughed hard at the maggots part

 

[InPochWeTrust]

Let's buy Lucas Moura

I saw in a Brazilian channel that one of the conditions for Neymar to sign for PSG was if they managed to get Dani Alves and also to offer continuity to Lucas Moura...

However, he was a back up to Dani Alves in their last match and who played Right Wing (and who was signed to play RB)!!! Definitely gotta sting Lucas Moura that and one must wonder if he still has a place there or if he even feels valued.

I'd sign him though but he may go to a team that wears an Adidas kit as he is one of the poster boys for Adidas in Brazil. Can't underestimate the power of sponsorship!

 

[GlasgowSpur]

At this point, I think our signing-reveal video will be Dele nutmugging a player, only for the camera to pan up and reveal who it is.

It is Son he is nutmegging?? Thought he was out for a while.
Hopefully back sooner than expected.

 

[Oracle]

At this point, I think our signing-reveal video will be Dele nutmugging a player, only for the camera to pan up and reveal who it is.

Either that or some weird shit where Barkley is walking through the woods and pulls his hoodie down.

Bless you, still thinking we'll sign someone.

 

[Fattynomates]

You cannot end what already's been ended