Point taken, they're all short fuckers. I just find it amusing that after double-checking those height figures it seems that you managed to get every single one of them wrong.
Messi is 5'7"
Maradona was 5'5"
Pirlo is 5'10"
Augero is 5'8"
Xavi is 5'7"
Modric is 5'9"
Ribery is 5'7"
Lahm is 5'7"
Sanchez is 5'7"
"Messi is 5'7"
Google says 5'5.5.
messi height - Google Search
1.7m in feet - Google Search
Lionel Messi Player Profile - ESPN FC
"Aguero is 5'8"
aguero height - Google Search
1.73m in feet - Google Search
Sergio Agüero Player Profile - ESPN FC
If I got them wrong, blame google and ESPN. I searched the height of every one and then used their conversion.
Either way, an inch here or there isn't really the point. The point is none of them are giants.
P.S Sanchez 5'7? Give me a break.
P.S.S I'm a manlet and I've stood next to Aguero and felt tall. 5'8 my ass.
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