If I knew you lot all knew Zlatan so well, I'd have asked one of you to sort me out some tickets.
He doesn't have to play second fiddle to Kane, he could play in the three behind.
He's won around 15 league titles in his career, so he's a proven winner. In fact, I can't think of anyone who has won more titles.
He maybe has a big ego, but this hasn't stopped him playing superbly for the last two decades. It also hasn't stopped his team mates celebrating with him as if he's the second coming.
Quite frankly, if he was as much of a constant cunt as the public (who generally know fuck all) seem to think, he'd have had a career like Nicholas Bendtner.
VDV was a wife slapping, no running, unfit, greedy twat, but he was our twat. Zlatan could be the same.
If having one of he worlds greatest players suddenly pitch up is a problem for our manager, he should pick a different profession. Guardiola couldn't cope with not being Billy Big Baws and I believe we'll soon find out how shite he is.