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”Even now, when I go over to my mother’s house and dig out the old tracksuit tops I wore, it makes the hair stand up on the back of my neck. I like to think i am part of a special family. I am no longer connected with the club on a daily basis, but I’m delighted with every win and sad about every defeat.”Steve Perryman

”Bill Nick always wanted us to win with style and entertain the fans. If we won a game and we’d played badly, he was disappointed ”Cliff Jones

”Bill eventually became Mr Tottenham Hotspur, and produced such a dazzling team at White Hart Lane that they won the double and played the game in a way that was an object lesson to everybody”Brian Clough

”My brother was a West Ham fan.He took me to Upton Park but when I came to my senses at the age of about 12 I became a Tottenham fan”Teddy Sheringham

The biggest regret of my footballing life was leaving White Hart Lane in 1970 ... my interest in football weakened after that. I was heartbroken.
Jimmy Greaves

Tottenham Hotspur has a huge following across the world and I have great admiration for the passion the fans show for this team.We are determined to give the supporters the kind of attacking football and success that we are all trying to achieve.
Mauricio Pochettino

The only way Marc Bircham will be going to Tottenham is if he buys a f*****g season ticket
Terry Venables
Love all of them.Never heard the Cloughie one.Superb
 
sammyspurs sammyspurs , maybe some of these may tickle you:

"Mirosoft bought Skypefor $8.5 billion, LOL idiots, they could ave downloaded it for free"
Dele tweets

"Well Tim, I guess my advice to you would be this - make as many saves as you can"
Kasey Keller gives some words of wisdom to fellow countryman Tim Howard after he signed for Man U

"Bloody foreigner"
Ossie Ardiles is upset by diving from Boro's Bosko Jankovic

"There's no better feeling in the world than to win in the last minute, though your wife might disagree."
Martin Jol gets fruity

"Yes I swear a lot. But the advantage is that having played abroad, I can choose a different language to the referee's".
Jurgen Klinsmann

I was thinking more happy ending stuff

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Did anyone happen to see "Money For Nothing" (BBC programme where they make new stuff out of things people are chucking in a skip) yesterday?
Someone in Walsall was throwing a very old blue suitcase which got turned into a coffee table.
They kept the surround of the case including some stickers stuck on it...
Blue and white Yosemite Sam "Tottenham", Speedy Gonzales "Spurs" and what looked like Wile E. Coyote holding a magnetic saying "Super Magnetic Tottenham".
Interesting Warner Bros. tie-up...
Insert "That's All Folks..." joke here...
 
Did anyone happen to see "Money For Nothing" (BBC programme where they make new stuff out of things people are chucking in a skip) yesterday?
Someone in Walsall was throwing a very old blue suitcase which got turned into a coffee table.
They kept the surround of the case including some stickers stuck on it...
Blue and white Yosemite Sam "Tottenham", Speedy Gonzales "Spurs" and what looked like Wile E. Coyote holding a magnetic saying "Super Magnetic Tottenham".
Interesting Warner Bros. tie-up...
Insert "That's All Folks..." joke here...
Going to have to catch that on iplayer:)
 
I had a wallet once ....made out of elephants foreskin.
If you gave it a good rub it turned into a suitcase. :sneaky:
Former wealthiest man in the world Aristotle Onassis had the bar seat covers on his yacht covered in whale foreskin leather. He accordingly took great delight in entertaining beautiful women and revealing what they were sitting on.
 
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Classic Levy if true
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