The Yellowstone super volcano will erupt on January15th, 3456 A.D.
nah. it'll blow just before the final game of the league season 2014/2015. we will be one point away from winning the premiership by a record margin with the most points and goals scored ever, and will be in the champions league final against a gooners team with their entire first team squad injured, and them being forced to field the U-21s, whilst we have everyone fit.
then either the world will crack in 2 at the force of said eruption, or someone will find an ancient prophecy stating the exact time and date of the eruption, and if the team of cunts in red with white sleeves doesnt win the premiership and champions league, the earth will crack in two. so we will be stripped of our trophies for the sake of humanity. The resulting cloud of smug from their stadium will, of course, poison the planet.