Random prediction thread

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First Signing: Villa
Last Signing (The Levy Award): Benteke

I've kind of given up / dont care no more about Benteke. He is courting Woolwich far too much for my liking.
Every time the notion of him moving clubs comes around he is professing his love for them.

We dont need a player who so dearly loves our disqusting next door neighbours.

I would be happy if we didnt sign Villa (Too old), Benteke (The next Judas or Gallas) Or Damiao (He's a bit tappy-in).

Bring in someone else.
 
Am bored shitless at a family BBQ and my mind started wandering to next season so here's some random predictions. Feel free to add additional ones

First game of season: Southampton home
Last game: hull away
First goal by a spurs player: new striker ( :avbpray: )
First player to be subbed off: Lennon
First foul by a spurs player: walker


First game Man City at home
Last game Cardiff away
We will be 12th by Christmas and AVB will get sacked
Levy's net spend during the summer will be zero
 
Might aswell, something else to stop me doing any work on this shocking Monday.

First Game: Villa Home
Last Game: West Brom Away
First Goal: Ade :adegrin2:
1st Subbed: Dawson for Younes
First Foul: Dembele
 
First mis-placed pass: Adebayor, from the kick off in the first game, who instead of rolling it a few centimetres to Bale, will mis-place it to the opposition.

First shot into the upper tier of WHL: Bale

Seventh goal of the season: Leandro

First Spurs player to get 3 bonus points on the PL fantasy football: Vertonghen
 
First Game: Everton (A)
Last Game: West Brom (H)
First Goal: Dempsey
Last Goal: Dempsey
First subbed off: Sig
First subbed on: Naughton
First foul: Holtby
First yellow: Dembele
First summer sale: Gomez
First summer buy: Aubemeyang
First january sale: Sig
First january buy: Wanyama
First Hat-trick: Bale
First own goal: Jan
Golden boot: Bale
Players we will not sign:

Villa, Damiao

Players I think we will get linked with, that we currently aren't linked with, before this summer closes: Gundogan, Draxler, Wanyama, Erikksen, A new CB, Jason Steele, Ince, Gomez

Currently injured that may not regain first team status: Kaboul :(

Currently injured that won't be ready until maybe February: Sandro :(
 
Players I think will let the team down this year...

Being:+Liverpool+-+Ep+4:+Brendan+Rodgers+'Three+envelopes'+speech


*scribbles three names down and puts them in an envelope*
 
I don't know if this is a prediction or just inevitable:

Mourinho to completely change his playing staff before Levy has made a single signing...


:levywhoa:
 
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