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Love me some Bezos, but holy crap you guys he's like someone kidnapped Levy and pumped him full of Super Soldier Serum.

And then he broke loose in a daze and got zapped by gamma rays.
 
Claud601

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Seems a logical conclusion. Huge amazon penis smile plastered on the stadium, free prime for sth, loads of cash for transfers and all Spurs matches on prime. Let’s set the wheels in motion!
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Petition Jeff Bezos please buy Tottenham Hotspur Football Club

Jeff Bezos please buy Tottenham Hotspur Football Club
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Don’t care who buys us as long as they are prepared to invest and grow the club’s trophy cabinet - not just their annual returns

The current regime of greedy snakes is a disgrace to the club’s history and loyal fans being taken for a ride by a cunt so bent he walks backwards

ENIC OUT NOW !!
 
We will always full short under Enic as the cunts don't give a fuck .
Hopefully he can sink Lewis's tax dodge super yacht. The fuckwits at Spurs can't even get a sponsor for the best stadium in the world as they never understand a big payout has to be associated with a trophy winning club.
Anybody really
 
FUCK LEVY FOR LETTING AMAZON DO A DOCUMENTARY!!!!! CUNT!!!!!! DISGRACE AND EMBARRASSING!!!! AMAZON RUINED OUR SEASON!




PLEEEEEEEASE BUY US AMAZON PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!

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Mrs Perryman said:
Sorry, I'd do almost anything for Spurs, but I draw the line at marrying him!
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His last wife is worth $60Billion now though. If you marry and divorce Bezos you could buy Spurs.

Mrs Perryman Mrs Perryman 's To-Do List
  • Buy RB, CDM, 2 CBs, and a reserve striker.
  • Sack Mourinho, bring back Poch.
  • Officially name stadium White Hart Lane.
  • Cancel Nike contract.
  • Cancel AIA contract.
  • Buy Umbro.
  • Sign 1,000 year contract between Spurs and Umbro, guaranteeing perpetually beautiful, devoid of blemish, lilywhite shirts for a millenia.
  • Slash ST prices.
  • Bribe the FA to institute safe standing.
  • Relocate TFC members to the south stand.
  • Buy Admin Admin something nice.
  • Pay Kroenke off to move woolwich back to woolwich.
  • Have a pint.

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Jeff Bezos' superyacht will see historic bridge dismantled

Rotterdam says the world's richest man will foot the bill to remove part of the historic bridge.
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People have a problem with Uncle Joe's yacht, but if Evil Overlord Jeff bought the club, Spurs would probably be playing on his yacht.

FFS, when one man can pay to deconstruct and reconstruct a massive bridge just to get his ridiculous fucking boat past it...there's clearly something wrong with our economic system, people.
 
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That's gotta be Elon Musk, surely.... he's as close as anyone on Earth right now to a legitimate, evil DC/Marvel/007 Super-Villian, hell bent on taking over the world! ...mwooh ha ha ha!!
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He's more interested in taking over space. We could be first champions of the Interplanetary League, although by the time he gets to Mars Woolwich Wanderers will have probably already moved there.
 
I think he'd spend. He's pouring a shitload of money into Blue Origin and it hasn't done much of anything outside of making a rocket that looks like a sex toy
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