- Wigan crush Woolwich 9-0.
- Spurs fans take to twitter and various message boards with Mind The Gap posts, gifs of Wenger attacking sleeping bags with water bottles and RVP naked licking the League Trophy.
- Spurs dominate Sunderland the entire 90 minutes racking up 95% possession and 42 shots on goal none of which manage to get in the net.
- In the 7th minute of injury time Spurs lazy set piece defending haunts them again when nobody marks Paolo Di Canio flying in from the sideline who manages to squeak a header in past Lloris for the win. Di Canio celebrates by Siel Heiling all the way around the pitch.
- Meanwhile in Newcastle, Woolwich wins a PK in injury time when Newcastle's backup keeper tumbles an offsides Theo Walcott. A new never seen goal keeper hobbles on the field for Newcastle to try to save the penalty. Giroud dribbles the kick slowly right at the keeper who falls out of the way to let the ball eek past the line. Woolwich celebrate their victory while Alan Pardew runs up to the backup keeper pulls his mask off ala end of every Scooby-Doo episode to reveal John Terry, who just shrugs pulls on his Chelsea jersey and joing the Scum celebration.
