If You Could Ask Nuno ONE Question...

[Fattynomates]

Are you going to be the first manager to sell Matt Docherty twice?

 

[peter merison]

How do you feel being the last turkey in the window?

 

[Tomo]

Is it true that your beard provides sanctuary for endangered birds?

 

[Lontara]

If you had a choice, Would you prefer to be killed by a Duck sized horse or 100 Duck sized horses?

 

[Furball man]

Can DNA play centre back or was it something Levy told you to say as he thinks using it connects with the fans & do you really think we are that gullible.

Do you use product in yer beard?

 

[mummy]

Can DNA play centre back or was it something Levy told you to say as he thinks using it connects with the fans & do you really think we are that gullible.

Do you use product in yer beard?

That's 2 questions. Nice try, but I noticed.

 

[Kid Chameleon]

How do you intend to prepare the squad for a sustained title challenge this season?

 

[Deckard]

Have you got a lighter?

 

[John Thomas]

How does it feel knowing you only got the job 'cos no-one else would take it?

 

[Doom Funk]

How are you going to spend the 50p transfer budget ?

 

[Amoeba]

Do you think the2020 USA presidential elections were stolen by the Democrats.

Asking for a friend.

 

[matspur]

Are you the tramp from the Inbetweeners episode and if so can Simon have his trainers back please?

 

[Fattynomates]

Are the likes of Winks, Sissoko, Dier and Sanchez still in your plans?

 

[Football Chap]

Who would win out of a team of 11 Sissokos vs 11 Harry Winks ?

 

[Bill Madrid]

Karen Brady - would or wouldn't?

 

[Maccer]

Have you been sacked yet ?

 

[mummy]

Nuno, you see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

Spoiler

They're all married.

 

[meaningless-friendly]

Can you please explain how you are going to build the team around Harry Winks?

 

[Nuts]

Chuang Tzu was a philosopher in ancient China, who, one night went to sleep and dreamed that he was a butterfly. Was Chuang Tzu dreaming he was a butterfly or was he really a butterfly dreaming that he was Chuang Tzu?

 

[Ulrikacoglou]

I really liked you in ZZ top. Are you still friends with the other band members?