If spurs win the league I will..

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I fear for my genitals, should we win the league. Rubbed smooth like a doll.

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Is this with Freudlyuchenko Freudlyuchenko face?
 
I will buy the official club shop polo, the matching t shirt,tea mug,pint glass,boxer shorts, socks etc .Plus loads of the cheap stall t shirts on the day of the victory parade up Tottenham High road.I will also ring various friends and cousins(Gooners and Hammers) repeatedly reminding them what we have achieved .

And that is why, I can't see it happening...It would be too much fun
 
I can't even begin to think what I'd do, cry, laugh & wander around in a complete daze.

IF we were to I hope we have a TFC piss up over the summer! That'd be epic
 
....will be on a week-long bender in Newcastle, and when I run out of money I'll call my son who will have collected£1,500 from that nice man Mr. Ladbroke. If I can find my phone of course.
 
I'd walk around in a daze similar to the one I would if Abby Clancy or Emma Stone or Gigi Hadid allowed me to slide my length into any of their faces before exploding all over them.
 
Not at 07:30 in the Morning, they don't ....


They do in Leicester as they have a takeaway Lorry in the market

Apparently it arrives about 7am

Yes I know I should get a life but I had a collection there the other day and happened to notice it

No escape from Foxes posters though in Leicester as I had to endure looking at full length posters of Vardy and Huth at my favourite curry house!
:dembelefingers:
 
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