Georges-Kévin N'Koudou

[Totti]

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

 

[Boltonspur]

Slagged off in the match thread as part of a “depressing bench”
Came on.
Livened things up
Beautifully weighted cross under a lot of pressure- it was our last chance of getting 3 points in that game.
What’s not to like?
Maybe he hasn’t got a future with us, but he made the difference today. Well played lad.

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

 

[SchmoodSpur2013]

What a funny fucker he is. The new Sandro, I suspect.

 

[ChickenTonight]

This has all been a big misunderstanding...

Poch: Any chance of signing one more player?

Levy: N'CanDo

 

[Kristeva]

Why does this prick even bother, hes been beaten to the punch by a french hairdresser ffs

 

[Benny]

It should be a rule that whenever someone is going to post an article/tweet/whatever in a language other than English, they should also provide a translation as well or otherwise face eternal sin-binning.

 

[AngryBird]

While clubs are spending 15 million pounds on Jordan Ibe or trying to give away 100m+ for Pogba, our transfer committee is quietly going around getting bargain after bargain for players with fantastic upsides that want to be apart of what we're building here at Spurs.

 

[CJJ]

 

[Team Tanguy]

Give him the armband

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

You won't be laughing when Dier ends you, you mercenary cunt.

 

[DeeGee]

I could see him and Alli getting along quite well. Minus the language barrier.

Snapbacks, trainers, Dre beats and pussy. Won't be that hard for them to communicate.
Oh and Barbers....

 

[axolotl]

Fantastic investigative journalism. Riveting stuff

 

[SchmoodSpur2013]

So, I jokingly posted this almost a month ago. I'm sure some of the Levy apologists have now deleted their funny rating

So we sign a player and you still use it as ammo. You're turning into a parody of yourself.

Don't sign a player = Fuck Levy
Sign a player = Fuck Levy
Build state of the art training ground = Fuck Levy
Build state of the art stadium = Fuck Levy
Build a squad for CL qualification = Fuck Levy

Levy gets fucked by you so often he must have an arsehole like a 5 pound coin.

 

[jimmyriggle]

I have a song for him.

Anything you can do n'kodou better
N'kodou anything better than you.
(No you can't. Yes I can etc.)

 

[DeeGee]

By the time we do sign Nkoudou he'll be too old for Poch.

 

[Colonel_K]

:clintonohshit:

 

[SchmoodSpur2013]

Funny fucker

 

[1882]

I'd pay money to see Poch's reaction to this.

A combination of these I'd imagine...

ochserious2:ochbye: