Thank the Lord we don't have to play them next year - I'm sick of the sight of those fat Geordie gits!
Fuck Newcastle.
I hate hearing about how it's 'a reet gid neet oot'. Ye know what, cunts, it's a fucken shite night out. Their town centre highlight is a shopping centre with a scummy nightclub and casino in it.
Ah but have you been to Livello's?
Yes, I fucken have and it's a shan style bar. Ten a fucken penny in any actual city.
Newcastle is nothing more than Hartlepool with an inflated opinion of itself. They hanged a monkey in Hartlepool because it was found guilty of being a French spy