Come here to laugh at Citeh

[Mariner]

Christ if I had his money I'd be throwing it about like it was going out of fashion.

3 grand for me would have to include the drugs booze and her sister, she can do one

 

[Totti]

Man City 5-0 Liverpool
Man City 6-0 Watford
Man City 5-0 Crystal Palace

Can someone just beat them already!? Or at least score against them and see how they react!?

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Shameless positioning by the footie journos to say "well we said he was good" if/when they win the league this year.

Fuck off, it's painfully obvious that if Man City spunks enough money on first team players, the squad can win the league on autopilot. It's how they won it before.

 

[SwinSpur]

Sergio Aguero survives car crash in Holland thanks to seatbelt but faces months out of Manchester City season with broken ribs

Thankfully he’s ok - but him and his pals should have laid off the schrooms.

Will be a big loss for them.

 

[Mr S Pippo]

Sergio Aguero survives car crash in Holland thanks to seatbelt but faces months out of Manchester City season with broken ribs

Thankfully he’s ok - but him and his pals should have laid off the schrooms.

Will be a big loss for them.

Its just what Chelsea needed.

 

[Dubaijim]

Shameless positioning by the footie journos to say "well we said he was good" if/when they win the league this year.

Fuck off, it's painfully obvious that if Man City spunks enough money on first team players, the squad can win the league on autopilot. It's how they won it before.

Shame the cars their players take aren't using autopilot

 

[Totti]

Mendy and now Aguero?

Could Chelsea have been any more fucking jammy?

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

Mendy’s ACL was also confirmed yesterday, that’s usually 6 months.

 

[ArcspacE]

Sergio Aguero survives car crash in Holland thanks to seatbelt but faces months out of Manchester City season with broken ribs

Thankfully he’s ok - but him and his pals should have laid off the schrooms.

Will be a big loss for them.

Fantasy League season OVER!

 

[ShutUpPatrik]

As someone who's had just a light rib fracture I feel for Sergio.

That said. Take a long rest m8. How about until after you've faced Spurs? Both times preferrably

 

[Totti]

Man City will be definitely miss the loss of Aguero. They can only replace him with Bernardo Silva or Leroy Sane. God forbid anyone else gets injured.

 

[ShutUpPatrik]

Just seen the video of Kompany slide tackling his own daughter during post match banter.

Adorable but could have gone so much more wrong

 

[Alli-Luya]

2 injuries and they're saying it's a crisis.

We've got 7 out. Not a peep.

 

[ShutUpPatrik]

Was checking a Swedish PL fanpage to read their newsreport on Aguero getting hurt. Saw this bit that made me chuckle
"Sergio has broken ribs in his body". Well where the fuck else would he break them?

 

[ArcspacE]

Man City will be definitely miss the loss of Aguero. They can only replace him with Bernardo Silva or Leroy Sane.

Yes - both of those are direct striker replacements

:avbfacepalm:

 

[Nick "Trevor" Sharp]

"Sergio has broken ribs in his body". Well where the fuck else would he break them?

...in a taxi?

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

How anyone can be injured after this little knock is staggering. I've rolled and flipped in a car at 70mph and not a scratch to me or any of the passengers.........Me thinks probably the seatbelt stuff might be porkies.

 

[ShutUpPatrik]

How anyone can be injured after this little knock is staggering. I've rolled and flipped in a car at 70mph and not a scratch to me or any of the passengers.........Me thinks probably the seatbelt stuff might be porkies.

surprisingly little can be needed to injure the ribs.

I hurt mine by basically just running into another dude playing football back in uni. And Aguero legit broke two of his

 

[Ozle]

2 injuries and they're saying it's a crisis.

We've got 7 out. Not a peep.

Because we finally have good squad depth?

Didn't look that bad against the APOL

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

surprisingly little can be needed to injure the ribs.

I hurt mine by basically just running into another dude playing football back in uni. And Aguero legit broke two of his

:vdvdive: