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Not in England, no.Dumb question - is our game on tv?
TLDR but read up to 3rd para and not worried at all. They're fucking shit and we're fucking sick and we'll smash them to absolute bits. We're 2nd for a reason and they're 20th for a reason.A long while since I've posted on here rather than stalked the edges & observed like Wenger at a primary school disco...
Is anyone else really REALLY fucking worried by this game?? It's got season ender written all-bloody-over it. I was chatting to a mate earlier who brought up the fact we seem to always go to shit after the scum game in Feb/March (Pretty sure the fixture generator has a glitch - we ALWAYS get them at his time of year?!?)
Aside from that, personally I hate playing the sides fighting relegation at this stage of the season as opposed to the ones near the top (Why I still think that Leicester won't finish top-2) - you never know when they're gonna wake the fuck up & play total blinders (Andros cutting inside & scoring a 97th minute, 35 yard winner for Benitez to keep the Zebras up on the last day of the season anyone??) . The law of averages (not to mention Murphy's law - I've been a Spurs fan for too long...) says Villa have to win sometime, and it would be oh so fucking Spursy for us to cock it up around now, after we've all just about reluctantly accepted that WE ARE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING TITLE RACE (Huge achievement, all credit to he who is magic... But again - I was a massive pessimist regardless of what the media said)
After the AIDs that was the midweek game, Poch's team selection against Dortmund is made or broken upon this result & the Bournemouth game. Six points & he was right to focus on the league - pressure will be on those Far-Eastern gangbang wankers. Of course you'd fancy us on paper, but the last 25 years of following our glorious (yet utterly fucking heartbreaking) club have taught me to panic like Adam Johnson's defence team.
Of course, on paper we should batter the slurred-accent, "Island"-instead-of-roundabout wankers. My best friend is a Brummie who never forgave us for Pav's screamer sending Birmingham City down & I still feel we owe him some consolation. Not since Martin O'Neil fought us for forth has this game been more important. I'm just scared. Proper bloody 'I can take the the failure, just not the hope' scared.
I bet Hutton scores. Or crunches someone really important to the remainder of our season like Ashley ChocIce crunched him at the Lane in years yonder..
Maybe I've been a Yid for too long for optimism. Maybe I'm coming down off a night of the naughty Bolivian marching powder & am looking at a glass half empty. Either way, fucking COYMFS. This is more important than finding out how good our strongest side actually is in terms of the European elite. Let's prove Poch right & find that out on Tuesday/Wednesday nights next season, yeah?
(Did I mention I'm petrified we'll lose this & finish fifth? It'd be Spursy like the West London Racist Cunts winning on fucking penalties to the best team in Europe at the time. Spursy like Pedro Mendes at Old Trafford. Spursy like Ballotelli stamping on Scotty Parker's face, then scoring a penalty in the 95th cunting minute. Spursy like fucking Lasagne. FUCKING DIRTY WOOLWICH FUCKING SCUM LASAGNE.)
This is NOT the tone I wanted to wake up to this morning...A long while since I've posted on here rather than stalked the edges & observed like Wenger at a primary school disco...
Is anyone else really REALLY fucking worried by this game?? It's got season ender written all-bloody-over it. I was chatting to a mate earlier who brought up the fact we seem to always go to shit after the scum game in Feb/March (Pretty sure the fixture generator has a glitch - we ALWAYS get them at his time of year?!?)
Aside from that, personally I hate playing the sides fighting relegation at this stage of the season as opposed to the ones near the top (Why I still think that Leicester won't finish top-2) - you never know when they're gonna wake the fuck up & play total blinders (Andros cutting inside & scoring a 97th minute, 35 yard winner for Benitez to keep the Zebras up on the last day of the season anyone??) . The law of averages (not to mention Murphy's law - I've been a Spurs fan for too long...) says Villa have to win sometime, and it would be oh so fucking Spursy for us to cock it up around now, after we've all just about reluctantly accepted that WE ARE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING TITLE RACE (Huge achievement, all credit to he who is magic... But again - I was a massive pessimist regardless of what the media said)
After the AIDs that was the midweek game, Poch's team selection against Dortmund is made or broken upon this result & the Bournemouth game. Six points & he was right to focus on the league - pressure will be on those Far-Eastern gangbang wankers. Of course you'd fancy us on paper, but the last 25 years of following our glorious (yet utterly fucking heartbreaking) club have taught me to panic like Adam Johnson's defence team.
Of course, on paper we should batter the slurred-accent, "Island"-instead-of-roundabout wankers. My best friend is a Brummie who never forgave us for Pav's screamer sending Birmingham City down & I still feel we owe him some consolation. Not since Martin O'Neil fought us for forth has this game been more important. I'm just scared. Proper bloody 'I can take the the failure, just not the hope' scared.
I bet Hutton scores. Or crunches someone really important to the remainder of our season like Ashley ChocIce crunched him at the Lane in years yonder..
Maybe I've been a Yid for too long for optimism. Maybe I'm coming down off a night of the naughty Bolivian marching powder & am looking at a glass half empty. Either way, fucking COYMFS. This is more important than finding out how good our strongest side actually is in terms of the European elite. Let's prove Poch right & find that out on Tuesday/Wednesday nights next season, yeah?
(Did I mention I'm petrified we'll lose this & finish fifth? It'd be Spursy like the West London Racist Cunts winning on fucking penalties to the best team in Europe at the time. Spursy like Pedro Mendes at Old Trafford. Spursy like Ballotelli stamping on Scotty Parker's face, then scoring a penalty in the 95th cunting minute. Spursy like fucking Lasagne. FUCKING DIRTY WOOLWICH FUCKING SCUM LASAGNE.)
A long while since I've posted on here rather than stalked the edges & observed like Wenger at a primary school disco...
Is anyone else really REALLY fucking worried by this game?? It's got season ender written all-bloody-over it. I was chatting to a mate earlier who brought up the fact we seem to always go to shit after the scum game in Feb/March (Pretty sure the fixture generator has a glitch - we ALWAYS get them at his time of year?!?)
Aside from that, personally I hate playing the sides fighting relegation at this stage of the season as opposed to the ones near the top (Why I still think that Leicester won't finish top-2) - you never know when they're gonna wake the fuck up & play total blinders (Andros cutting inside & scoring a 97th minute, 35 yard winner for Benitez to keep the Zebras up on the last day of the season anyone??) . The law of averages (not to mention Murphy's law - I've been a Spurs fan for too long...) says Villa have to win sometime, and it would be oh so fucking Spursy for us to cock it up around now, after we've all just about reluctantly accepted that WE ARE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING TITLE RACE (Huge achievement, all credit to he who is magic... But again - I was a massive pessimist regardless of what the media said)
After the AIDs that was the midweek game, Poch's team selection against Dortmund is made or broken upon this result & the Bournemouth game. Six points & he was right to focus on the league - pressure will be on those Far-Eastern gangbang wankers. Of course you'd fancy us on paper, but the last 25 years of following our glorious (yet utterly fucking heartbreaking) club have taught me to panic like Adam Johnson's defence team.
Of course, on paper we should batter the slurred-accent, "Island"-instead-of-roundabout wankers. My best friend is a Brummie who never forgave us for Pav's screamer sending Birmingham City down & I still feel we owe him some consolation. Not since Martin O'Neil fought us for forth has this game been more important. I'm just scared. Proper bloody 'I can take the the failure, just not the hope' scared.
I bet Hutton scores. Or crunches someone really important to the remainder of our season like Ashley ChocIce crunched him at the Lane in years yonder..
Maybe I've been a Yid for too long for optimism. Maybe I'm coming down off a night of the naughty Bolivian marching powder & am looking at a glass half empty. Either way, fucking COYMFS. This is more important than finding out how good our strongest side actually is in terms of the European elite. Let's prove Poch right & find that out on Tuesday/Wednesday nights next season, yeah?
(Did I mention I'm petrified we'll lose this & finish fifth? It'd be Spursy like the West London Racist Cunts winning on fucking penalties to the best team in Europe at the time. Spursy like Pedro Mendes at Old Trafford. Spursy like Ballotelli stamping on Scotty Parker's face, then scoring a penalty in the 95th cunting minute. Spursy like fucking Lasagne. FUCKING DIRTY WOOLWICH FUCKING SCUM LASAGNE.)
You are all gloom and doom on his fine day. This is the attitude that needs to disappear from THFC. Whilst stating the Spursy cliché s you neglect the positives. We have achived so much this season so far, I dont feel we will throw it away so easy. Today we will get the result, we are a god side and Im sure with players rested we should go on and win this. Scrape a 1 nil for me.COYSA long while since I've posted on here rather than stalked the edges & observed like Wenger at a primary school disco...
Is anyone else really REALLY fucking worried by this game?? It's got season ender written all-bloody-over it. I was chatting to a mate earlier who brought up the fact we seem to always go to shit after the scum game in Feb/March (Pretty sure the fixture generator has a glitch - we ALWAYS get them at his time of year?!?)
Aside from that, personally I hate playing the sides fighting relegation at this stage of the season as opposed to the ones near the top (Why I still think that Leicester won't finish top-2) - you never know when they're gonna wake the fuck up & play total blinders (Andros cutting inside & scoring a 97th minute, 35 yard winner for Benitez to keep the Zebras up on the last day of the season anyone??) . The law of averages (not to mention Murphy's law - I've been a Spurs fan for too long...) says Villa have to win sometime, and it would be oh so fucking Spursy for us to cock it up around now, after we've all just about reluctantly accepted that WE ARE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING TITLE RACE (Huge achievement, all credit to he who is magic... But again - I was a massive pessimist regardless of what the media said)
After the AIDs that was the midweek game, Poch's team selection against Dortmund is made or broken upon this result & the Bournemouth game. Six points & he was right to focus on the league - pressure will be on those Far-Eastern gangbang wankers. Of course you'd fancy us on paper, but the last 25 years of following our glorious (yet utterly fucking heartbreaking) club have taught me to panic like Adam Johnson's defence team.
Of course, on paper we should batter the slurred-accent, "Island"-instead-of-roundabout wankers. My best friend is a Brummie who never forgave us for Pav's screamer sending Birmingham City down & I still feel we owe him some consolation. Not since Martin O'Neil fought us for forth has this game been more important. I'm just scared. Proper bloody 'I can take the the failure, just not the hope' scared.
I bet Hutton scores. Or crunches someone really important to the remainder of our season like Ashley ChocIce crunched him at the Lane in years yonder..
Maybe I've been a Yid for too long for optimism. M aybe I'm coming down off a night of the naughty Bolivian marching powder & am looking at a glass half empty. Either way, fucking COYMFS. This is more important than finding out how good our strongest side actually is in terms of the European elite. Let's prove Poch right & find that out on Tuesday/Wednesday nights next season, yeah?
(Did I mention I'm petrified we'll lose this & finish fifth? It'd be Spursy like the West London Racist Cunts winning on fucking penalties to the best team in Europe at the time. Spursy like Pedro Mendes at Old Trafford. Spursy like Ballotelli stamping on Scotty Parker's face, then scoring a penalty in the 95th cunting minute. Spursy like fucking Lasagne. FUCKING DIRTY WOOLWICH FUCKING SCUM LASAGNE.)
Dumb answer, look it up on the net?Dumb question - is our game on tv?
A long while since I've posted on here rather than stalked the edges & observed like Wenger at a primary school disco...
Is anyone else really REALLY fucking worried by this game?? It's got season ender written all-bloody-over it. I was chatting to a mate earlier who brought up the fact we seem to always go to shit after the scum game in Feb/March (Pretty sure the fixture generator has a glitch - we ALWAYS get them at his time of year?!?)
Aside from that, personally I hate playing the sides fighting relegation at this stage of the season as opposed to the ones near the top (Why I still think that Leicester won't finish top-2) - you never know when they're gonna wake the fuck up & play total blinders (Andros cutting inside & scoring a 97th minute, 35 yard winner for Benitez to keep the Zebras up on the last day of the season anyone??) . The law of averages (not to mention Murphy's law - I've been a Spurs fan for too long...) says Villa have to win sometime, and it would be oh so fucking Spursy for us to cock it up around now, after we've all just about reluctantly accepted that WE ARE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING TITLE RACE (Huge achievement, all credit to he who is magic... But again - I was a massive pessimist regardless of what the media said)
After the AIDs that was the midweek game, Poch's team selection against Dortmund is made or broken upon this result & the Bournemouth game. Six points & he was right to focus on the league - pressure will be on those Far-Eastern gangbang wankers. Of course you'd fancy us on paper, but the last 25 years of following our glorious (yet utterly fucking heartbreaking) club have taught me to panic like Adam Johnson's defence team.
Of course, on paper we should batter the slurred-accent, "Island"-instead-of-roundabout wankers. My best friend is a Brummie who never forgave us for Pav's screamer sending Birmingham City down & I still feel we owe him some consolation. Not since Martin O'Neil fought us for forth has this game been more important. I'm just scared. Proper bloody 'I can take the the failure, just not the hope' scared.
I bet Hutton scores. Or crunches someone really important to the remainder of our season like Ashley ChocIce crunched him at the Lane in years yonder..
Maybe I've been a Yid for too long for optimism. Maybe I'm coming down off a night of the naughty Bolivian marching powder & am looking at a glass half empty. Either way, fucking COYMFS. This is more important than finding out how good our strongest side actually is in terms of the European elite. Let's prove Poch right & find that out on Tuesday/Wednesday nights next season, yeah?
(Did I mention I'm petrified we'll lose this & finish fifth? It'd be Spursy like the West London Racist Cunts winning on fucking penalties to the best team in Europe at the time. Spursy like Pedro Mendes at Old Trafford. Spursy like Ballotelli stamping on Scotty Parker's face, then scoring a penalty in the 95th cunting minute. Spursy like fucking Lasagne. FUCKING DIRTY WOOLWICH FUCKING SCUM LASAGNE.)