7/26 - Ange's Bloated Squad vs Lion City Sailors FC

[Football Chap]

Alfie Whitebait
Porroe - Fishing Rodon - Davinson Sanchovies - Emerson Royal Navy
Harvey Great White - Skipper - Lo Shellso
Kuluwaterski - Son Heung-Fin - Bryan Gill

 

[Starks]

Regardless of what you think of the opposition or him as a player, every Spurs fan should be buzzing for him right now.

Good on you Richy

 

[Bill Madrid]

Just confirms what we already suspected...

There are no easy games in the Tiger Trophy

 

[LLB Part Deux]

People are going to dunk on this performance so far, but it's worth remembering that this Sailors side beat Tanjong Pagar 3-2 a week ago.

 

[N17-Tommo]

West Ham can't say anything now, we've just won a cup as prestigious as the one they won.

 

[Aussies Dream]

Bayern in for Richie now apparently

 

[TheRealTI]

With a midfield group of Bissouma, Maddison, Sarr, Skipp, Lo Celso, and maybe even Ndombele, you can't convince me we need to spend 40+ million of Gallagher when we could use that money on a CB.

Crazy decision making.

 

[Mince Charming]

Don't want to be that 'I told you so' guy, but Ange has broken your trophy drought in less than a season.

 

[Mariner]

 

[Brooklyn]

Holy fucking shit are we playing in... the future?!

 

[Ealesy]

Lo celso is the best player that has ever existed

 

[nicoclaesen]

I hate how every single thing is getting anylised. It’s fucking pre season. Not one player has played 75 mins yet. Patience you fucking eejits.

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

Getting a late equaliser against the Sailors

Thats admirable.

 

[Mince Charming]

Zero goals conceded this half. I think we've found our CB pairing lads.

 

[todd1882]

Honestly yes. I know he's an outstanding goalscorer...but I'm not sure he's entirely suited to Ange's system even if his heart was in it (which it isn't).

The era of Kane is over. The era of 'Pru Pru Pru' begins now.

Also Goat if HK re-signs: "HK is the best striker ever and I'll not hear a word otherwise. I'm getting his name tattooed on my sack...woulda done it on my shaft but 'Kane' is a super long name!"

 

[BernardMatthews]

Who the hell are these guys???

The u23s are probably going to have a tougher game against stevenage this weekend.

And why is the internet showing Tim Sherwood as their manager.

What the fuck is going on???

This pre season tour has managed to reach Fawlty Towers levels of slapstick.

 

[Mrs Perryman]

Alfie Whitebait
Porroe - Fishing Rodon - Davinson Sanchovies - Emerson Royal Navy
Harvey Great White - Skipper - Lo Shellso
Kuluwaterski - Son Heung-Fin - Bryan Gill

Suppose we'll use our subs for this one

 

[CarrieFi]

Overreaction incoming

 

[ShutUpPatrik]

"last ever goal for Harry Kane at Spurs".

Fuck of commentator.

 

[Deuterz]

Kane on the spot...his most clinical area of the pitch...

Deuterz

I see we’re at the ‘pretend the guy who scored 30 league goals and had more expected assists than anyone on the team is the problem’ stage of the cope cycle.

Have at it lads. It’ll all be brilliant when Harry goes, promise.