lol - when I got into the South Stand, about 45 mins before kick off, just standing there, soaking it in, as you do - this foreign bloke (Iranian?) asked if I'd take some pics of him, on his phone, so I did.
Then I saw a bit of red around his neck (a half & half scarf), so I tugged the red bit and said oy, what's all this? "Oh sorry sorry," he says in broken English, " it's souvenir" and it clearly was. Fucking tourists.
Following this, an entire family of Koreans made their entrance, including Granny. Dad was stuggling under the weight of giant bags of gear they'd bought from the shop and they all had massive boxed pizzas lol. Fucking tourists.