FA Cup 4th Round - Man City [H] - Friday 26 Jan 20:00

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I want us to get out there and SMASH THESE LITTLE FUCKERS TO BITS, THEN STAMP ON THEIR REMAINS.

Is this very wrong of me?
It's a bit wrong. They sold their souls, bodies, chattels, blue moons and all some time ago. Under the terms of the deal their remains will be taken to the oil fields of Abu Dhabi, pummelled relentlessly into the earth for millions of years until the remains turn into crude oil ready for a plunderous fracking. It's what City Group calls 'renewable energy'. So sadly we will be deprived of the opportunity to stamp on their remains...
 
Pfft, pressure smessure! Don't talk to me about pressure.

That's not pressure.

Pressure is trying to time jizzing with the exact moment the money shot happens on the porno you're watching. THAT'S pressure.

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Ive never said it wasn't a big game.

But losing to City isn't the end of the world. They're a ridiculously good team that are basically at full strength outside of Haaland, who will probably fit enough to make the bench anyway.

If there's pressure, it's all on City. They're the team who have come off the back of a treble, they're the holders, they're the ones who can't seem to beat us or score against us away from home.
Wash your mouth out - as Mrs Perryman Mrs Perryman would say.

Come to think of it, where's Mrs P?
 
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