Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United (19th Aug - 5.30pm)

[septicsac]

Richy has the first touch of a lamppost.

 

[5purs]

not sure about throwing stuff on the pitch. that's a bad look for us

 

[El Noel]

Neville commentating on united is fucking tragic. Trying to find a snidey excuse for every shit bit of possession. Whilst also wanking at any small win they get.

Towards the end of the half Onana did a long kick up to the edge of our box. “What a pass!” the rat face cunt exclaimed before it had even reached its target, which turned out to be Pedro Porro. Yes, Gary, what a fucking pass you partisan cunt.

 

[To Dare Is To Do.]

Son destroyed Varane in the one 1vs1 he had against him.

Think we should put him up front, take Richi and Kulu off for Solomon and Perisic.

 

[Sir Archibald Crooks]

Son up front, Perisic for Richi. Porro pushed on for Kulu. A problem that will only be properly solved in the market though.

 

[Gmspurs]

How do you solve a problem like Richarlison?

First touch awful, positioning awful and he's supposed to have a great work rate - well we've seen none of that this half.


Jogging about, not making any effort to get back when we're in defence. Falls over too easily.

Come on Richy! Step it up mate!

 

[LisbonLion1906]

My quick thoughts on this half:

- Spurs started off really slow and were showing way too much respect to United (United is not that good).

- Spurs slowly getting more comfortable into the game and pushing United back, they ended up having the best chances of the half.

-Sarr and Bissouma have done very well. Sarr in particular has looked impressive but Spurs might have something with this midfield.

- Decent half from Son but it is so obvious he is not the player he once was.

-Spurs DESPERATELY need a striker. Im sorry but Richy is really bad IMO.

 

[Fattynomates]

No chance we score 80 goals that some people have been dreaming of with this current variation of attacking players.

Well I dont know if you know this but we could actually win the league from here on with 37 goals!

 

[Kekerinho]

Game 2 of his reign, no Kane, and Ange has us playing like this.

Conte should be immediately sent to The Hague.

We played well under Conte for his first 1/2 a season, mate.

 

[Henry Hotspur]

Front 3 are poor. Rest of the side battling gamely and even doing quite well. It all falls down in the final third.

Well, that’s how it looks in the ground anyway

 

[Doom Funk]

Madders has been class

Pretty patch half I thought

 

[Bill Madrid]

Decent half I thought, loving Biss, Sarr and the Dog.

Props to Porrito and Romero. Thought Sonny was decent.

 

[Richard Arlison]

Udogie , Bissouma and Sarr been great

Front three pretty poor again

Thought Son was good. Kulu OK.

Richy needs confidence and a bit fo arrogance

 

[Starks]

Neville really is clueless isn't he?

Imagine thinking Udogie wasn't comfortable at receiving the ball anywhere on the pitch.

 

[daveyboy88]

Started as we usually do against Utd with the arseholes going and no one able to pass or control a ball. Should have went 1 down.

Decent last 15 minutes though.

Still feel our front 3 aren't quite dangerous enough. Maddison has been quiet too which hasn't helped.

This United team are tosh btw.

to be fair to madders, hes also reliant on the front 3 being at it.

 

[dmize1]

I swear Kulu used to cut in from the wing and curl a pass or a shot.

Last two games, everything is just him hoping for a corner.

 

[Spurs_in_Pune]

someone needs to get hold of deki and shake him into producing crosses

 

[Cranston]

Pretty good half.

It is what it is. We need to buy a striker.

 

[Deuterz]

How do you solve a problem like Richarlison?

Get him off the pitch. That's the only solution.

 

[Darnswim]

Porro is gonna cost us. He's bloody awful defending.

He's done fairly well there today though. If anything it's his turn which is a problem today. He's been caught on possession twice.