Totally. Could invent a miracle baldness cure and Magot could lose her marbles.More chance than the club ever winning the league
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Totally. Could invent a miracle baldness cure and Magot could lose her marbles.More chance than the club ever winning the league
Excellent! Sounds like you had a much more pleasant afternoon than most of us.I wasn't gonna 'announce' this as nobody really wants to know, but I had a colonoscopy today... wait for it...
I went in at PRECISELY 1.59pm, and came out at 2.35... by which time, we'd been 5-0 down for 15 minutes!
Honestly thought I was still on the Gas & Air and seeing things!
Still, seems I wasn't the only one to get a proper shafting today... :hugoshock:
...and ironically, the cameras were there to see both events unfold!
Anyway, in conclusion:
my rectum offered more resistance than Spurs today!
Refuse to start, no charge ??Conk out just before the end
Could have stood on his wallet !Apparently he didn’t , could not reach the door handle
Whitley Bay is beautiful, R&R mate…My wife and I have just got back to our Newcastle hotel. We decided to turn this trip into a mini break and are staying until Tuesday.Going to sample the delights of Tynemouth and Whitley Bay tomorrow.
Anyway back to the football……. absolutely astonishing how poor we were, the decision to keep Stellini on looks worse with every passing day, I actually feel sorry for the guy-completely out of his depth and attempting to manage a woefully inadequate squad of players. Not so much anti Levy today-more stunned silence and gallows humour vibe. If we go behind against Man U Thursday I can’t begin to imagine how toxic the atmosphere will be..
Positives? Newcastle is an amazing football city, everyone should make at least one trip here to experience it . I’m hoping the locals will be friendly this evening to a couple of beaten and bedraggled southerners.
Looking forward to Liverpool already??!!
COYS!!
And the Official App can fuck off with their notifications all evening unless it's to tell me that Stellini has gone and who they have lined up.
It’s been years this slumpCant have 6 more weeks of slump. Slow death. Needs addressing.
None to nip, thankfully!Excellent! Sounds like you had a much more pleasant afternoon than most of us.
Did they nip any polyps in the bud?
We’re on itCant have 6 more weeks of slump. Slow death. Needs addressing.
Does he want a job managing the team?So, I happen to be travelling in France and went to a local bar to go watch the game with my boss. He knows almost nothing about football, but throughout the game kept making comments about how flat-footed we are, how we looked like we were playing with a man down, and how there was no apparent cohesion amongst any of the players.
At least it made more sense to him what a dumpster fire we are when he saw it live.
Thanks for trying stellini but cant allow this negativity to drag on.
Does he want a job managing the team?
Nah. Cant allow 6 more weeks of this. Need a big personality in there and affiliation. Klinsmann could do a job till end of season.Who else would want to take over right now, and would Mason be any better. I just get the feeling that all of the players just want it to end as well.
Like the rat that he is.Surely he'd be able to sneak in under the door