Surviving the summer without spurs

[Flav]

There's been an article written about surviving the summer without Tottenham. Needs a few more suggestions.

What do you do to get through?

Be funny. No one gives a fuck about your garden

 

[ArcspacE]

What do you do to get through?

Uncover conspiracies

http://www.thefightingcock.co.uk/forum/threads/audere.6052/

 

[WookieD]

To get me through? It's a fucking respite mate. I gather my jangled nerves and regroup, ready for the new season of fear. Then, with Summer Holibobs out of the way and in a nice relaxed mood, just as I think I've got my nose in front and might start enjoying things this season, we lose to Palace 5:0 and Levy brings in Carlton Cole as a surprise deadline day present to solve the striker problem...

Oi Vey, to be a Spurs supporter my dears.

 

[Johnboy40]

Currently unemployed, so its ASHES all the way for me. Unless i find some work.

 

[Furball man]

Standing on street corners , shouting obscenities while performing a dirty protest .

I'll upload the video later

 

[Johnboy40]

Standing on street corners , shouting obscenities while performing a dirty protest .

I'll upload the video later

so your going to be like a Scotsman in London?

 

[Rocky]

I usually get out all my other sporting paraphernalia from the shed - golf clubs, fishing kit, mountain bike, windsurf gear, roller blades and pom-poms - dust off the cobwebs, polish them up and eventually think "fuck it, I can't be arsed"!
Then go back to hitting refresh every 30 seconds on transfer news threads.

 

[Rosie47]

I garden. The moles wear the new ársenal kit and shout "Yid wanker" at me while I whack 'em with my mallet. Then I bury them under the bastard little mounds of dirt they leave all over my lovely, lovely lawn.

 

[Smoked Salmon]

I didn't go without Spurs during the summer. When I'm not working I hang around the internet like a sad bastard reading every shred of news and transfer gossip, every kit announcement and review every AVB haircut that takes place within three months.

 

[Carlito Brigante]

Uncover conspiracies

http://www.thefightingcock.co.uk/forum/threads/audere.6052/

To be fair, that has killed a couple of days....and finished off a few reputations in the process.

 

[Carlito Brigante]

There's been an article written about surviving the summer without Tottenham. Needs a few more suggestions.

What do you do to get through?

Be funny. No one gives a fuck about your garden

Watch the women's Euros??

 

[Furball man]

Have you considered dogging?

 

[Flav]

Watch the women's Euros??

Write something FFS. Can't publish this article without a few more suggestions. It could be 'Troll internet forums' if you want.

 

[ChiTownSpurs]

copious amounts of heroine. Its a bit better for my health than Spurs

 

[Carlito Brigante]

Write something FFS. Can't publish this article without a few more suggestions. It could be 'Troll internet forums' if you want.

You want us to write it for you? Alright mate....anything else?

 

[MKYid]

I spend most of my time waiting for some noise from the ITK's, dismiss anything I don't like the sound of, cunt them all off and then moan about having no transfer news...

...same as everyone else really.

 

[Yid7]

copious amounts of heroine. Its a bit better for my health than Spurs

Hardcore !
Heroine, is that Heroin with a dash of Ecstasy thrown in for good measure ?
:cudicini:

 

[Flav]

You want us to write it for you? Alright mate....anything else?

Blow job.

There's an article that someone submitted. But it needs some other suggestions. Thought some of you might have some decent suggestions.

 

[ArcspacE]

Personally, I tend to indulge in other sports as much as possible - mainly tennis and F1. Makes it easier to 'forget' Spurs are on a break. That and the daily those of ITKocaine.

 

[Aussie Joe]

I search out random gifs and post them on message boards.