West Ham Knuckle Dragging Pikeys v Tottenham Hotspur. Sat 23rd November 12-30 : Live from Billy Smart’s Circus Tent.

[OffTheBench]

they are talking fluent bollocks!

Can you put that through Google translate?

 

[Tottenham Sean]

I was running a bar in Spain at the time and had a load of Spammer mates I used to play footie with in for the game. The fucking scenes after them all giving it the bigun at every goal they scored to lose like that lol fucking priceless.

When tevez scored that free kick (which was never a fucking free kick in the first place I might add) I kicked a shelf under the bar and broke about 50 pint glasses..

Needless to say I had the last laugh though

They are great when loads are together ,ain't they? It's like a Harry Enfield sketch..

 

[Hulk]

They are great when loads are together ,ain't they? It's like a Harry Enfield sketch..

fucking comedy gold mate

 

[Spaniel]

Truce? Yuck.

Fuck Jose.

Can I ask why you're so angry?

 

[Col_McCafferty]

Can I ask why you're so angry?

What's it it to you, eh? Wanna rumble?



Seriously though why do you care? We live in angry times, that's why.

 

[Spaniel]

I’m scared and excited in equal measures.

If Jose pulls off our first prem away win of the season after two days of training then he is a mastermind.

Good post. I'm so sorry to see our fellow supporters turning on each other at a time we should be really excited about our future. We're all in this together fellas. Let's start arguing tomorrow after we see the game.

 

[paddy spur]

20 reasons to laugh at West Ham.

1) They are West Ham
2) They have only ever won 4 trophies.
3) They haven't won a trophy for 39 years
4) They think they are our rivals
5) Their all time hero (Noble) has NEVER managed to get in some shitty England squads
6) They rent an athletics stadium
7) They sing about pretty bubbles..
8) Their Training ground is worse than some non-league clubs.
9) They won a couple of games early this season and were talking of Top 4.
10) They haven't finished above us for years.
11) They got dumped out of Europa qualifiers by Astra Goo Goo TWICE.
12) They got dumped out of the league cup 4-0 to Oxford.
13) They have to keep that stadium for another 95 years.
14) They signed Jack Wheelchair.
15) In the last 3 seasons they finished 35 ,41 & 19 points behind us. (95 points)
16) The only time they go to Europe is on their Holidays.
17) They are run by Karren Brady
18) They have a bubble making machine like the ones used at kids parties.
19) They have a Boys of 86 reunion even though they won NOTHING that year.
20) They are West ham.

Number 11

 

[Spaniel]

Had blood tests last week, and had to phone up on wednesday for results. The message was...'the doctor would like to discuss the results with you in private'.

So I have a follow up appointment on tuesday.

ochfacepalm:

Can I be of any assistance? You can always PM me.

 

[ArmadilloSackRace]

They done more damage to us than any team in living memory. I hate this game. They're bound to gloat. Yet again.

I see you signed up to this forum on....

Tuesday.

Interesting.

 

[Macch]

Winning cures all

C'mon Jose!

 

[krissper]

Do they speak english?

 

[Spaniel]

This is where this so-called truce is laughable... A few of you have picked a few people to extend an olive branch to... Beyond that it's business as usual.

The sycophantic pat on the back you and Borodin55 afforded the resident troll is completely nauseating and at best delusional.

No-one's addressing anything at a behavioural level.... You included. It's bullshit



I debate/call Scott out on the basis of his view of our club..... I don't pepper the forum with nonsensicle disagrees just to get a rise out if people.



Lol.... Same old Baz.

Look at you... Can't wait to pile in on Col_McCafferty even though it had nothing to do with you.

You're a snide. Fuck you and your kind.

I read some posts in here and sometimes have to look around and check that I'm still in an adult football forum and haven't accidentally wandered into a junior school playground.

There's a lot of poison going on. I thought we were here to exchange ideas and debate our opinions. Not hurl insults at each other. I've never intentionally insulted someone and I don't think B55 has either. Baz seems like a reasonable intelligent guy as does Aifixx. Can't we disagree in a more civilised way? It's getting like the footballing version of "Lord of the Flies " in here.

 

[paddy spur]

Winning cures all

C'mon Jose!

"Team spirit, is an illusion only glimpsed in victory." Steve Archibald

 

[OldBoy68]

Good post. I'm so sorry to see our fellow supporters turning on each other at a time we should be really excited about our future. We're all in this together fellas. Let's start arguing tomorrow after we see the game.

Because it's not a genuine single emotion.

Genuine in the sense of not having other real emotions cloud your opinion. It's easy to state something when there is no conflict but this week, when you put it all together, it's very disruptive. Love, hate, pride, betrayal and optimism all in the pot here.

Stand up and pull your pants down in a restaurant if it helps. We will not stand bail.

 

[paddy spur]

There's a lot of poison going on. I thought we were here to exchange ideas and debate our opinions. Not hurl insults at each other. I've never intentionally insulted someone and I don't think B55 has either. Baz seems like a reasonable intelligent guy as does Aifixx. Can't we disagree in a more civilised way? It's getting like the footballing version of "Lord of the Flies " in here.

Fuck of Piggy

:dierpochhug:

 

[Spaniel]

I won't say don't worry because you naturally will between now and your appointment but try not to let your mind wander into places it has no right to be.
Listen carefully to what he says and ask any questions you have. Better to have them answered than bring them back home in your head.
I sincerely wish you well and hope that all goes okay. I was in exactly the same place as yourself a year ago and totally understand your concerns.
Take care.....

And stay away from WebMD and similar sites. They are totally useless and dangerous. You're going to be ok.

 

[mummy]

Can you put that through Google translate?

French - Ils parlent bollocks couramment.

German - Sie reden fließend Blödsinn.

South Korean - 그들은 유창한 볼록을 말하고 있습니다 (geudeul-eun yuchanghan bollog-eul malhago issseubnida)

Spanish - Están hablando bollocks fluidos.

...and especially for Poch - Eles estão falando besteiras fluentes.

 

[OldBoy68]

"Team spirit, is an illusion only glimpsed in victory." Steve Archibald

That's a good quote but it's Archi. The man that hated Burkinshaw. I have no hate for Archi but quotes always have context.

 

[Spaniel]

As somebody who is both a Tory and a Brexit supporter I couldn't give a fuck what your opinion is.

Keep it on the politics/Brexit page where it belongs

P.S Come December I'll mail you a box of tissues

All Hail Boris Johnson......

 

[Coys1955]

The only damage they have done to me ,is to my effing ear drums when stuck in a pub full on the wrong side of the river lea bastards and they are talking fluent bollocks!

That bubble mixture stings if it gets in your eyes.