Audi Cup 2019

[LLB Part Deux]

What the fuck is Dele wearing? Looks like a sports bra.

...

 

[Bazali]

Who is commentating on ITV4?

Mattaface

 

[Macch]

if we had this result a few years ago, we'd all be super giddy.

Says a lot about our progress that this is just a ho hum preseason match win.

 

[ShutUpPatrik]

I thought we were giving them Onomah part ex?

Could be both. I've also seen Onomah linked to Shef Wednesday

 

[hiatus]

Skipp has looked much more impressive than Winks in the pre season so far.

 

[Bazali]

if we had this result a few years ago, we'd all be super giddy.

Says a lot about our progress that this is just a ho hum preseason match win.

TBF we did Olé them at Wembley even though they had Ronaldo

 

[ShutUpPatrik]

What the fuck is Dele wearing? Looks like a sports bra.

...

I think all of our players are wearing them.

I think they have some fancy tech in them that allows the physios to track heart rate and such

 

[Bow Lockes]

I fancy us for the quadruple this season

 

[Claud601]

I think all of our players are wearing them.

I think they have some fancy tech in them that allows the physios to track heart rate and such

and cup size

 

[Chucklevision82]

Who is commentating on ITV4?

Twatterface

 

[rusty]

KWP just does not think about defending, he never looks round and he keeps trying to be the centre half
hope that Marsh has another chance

 

[Spursidol]

I thought we were giving them Onomah part ex?

Wanted Onomah and a trial for GKN before committing - latter turned down as so close to end of TW either Fulham take him or we don't shift him

 

[Raiders]

I think all of our players are wearing them.

I think they have some fancy tech in them that allows the physios to track heart rate and such

No, you're wrong, it is is a Liberal plot to feminize men.

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

Very, very controlled performance made even better when you make 11 changes. Should have scored at least 4 or 5 with Navas their MoTM and Gazza and Lloris with very little to do.

ITV4's website is fucking terrible, I've watched illegal streams with better quality than that, kept buffering and jumping all over the shop.

 

[mummy]

No wonder Delila's playing like a bit of a girly these days

 

[Bazali]

Wanted Onomah and a trial for GKN before committing - latter turned down as so close to end of TW either Fulham take him or we don't shift him

Ok
Thought it was a done deal

Some chap called Mr HE R Cules told me it was in the bag

 

[DemPele]

Do all Spurs fans win an Audi R8?

RS3 plz

 

[rusty]

without Kane or Eriksen we have no-one who can see the early pass

 

[When_Harry_Met_Alli]

and cup size

Oh okay, I will cancel my order for a Delia Alli shirt then. I thought he might be transitioning...

 

[LLB Part Deux]

Twatterface

The bastard got the lovely Nathalie Sawyer preggers and they named the child Sawyer Matterface. I shit you not.