Dear me, a "phenomenal" record - really? Domestically it's very very poor, every year you lose your bottle and let Woolwich finish above you (it'll happen again this year) Why do you do that? do you like being second best in North London?
European wise as previously said The giants of Villa, Forest, Hamburg, Steaua Bucherest, all have a much better pedigree than you. Wow you reached the semis 55 years ago - fucking fantastic a truly phenomenal record.
Millwall - what have we won, well fuck all. Never have - never will, we are skint. We have spent £1M in transfer fees in 11 years! in that time you've spent:
£30M on Sissoko
£30M on Soldado
£20M on Bently
£10M on N'Koudo
£8M on Zokora
£10M on Capoue
£6M on Fazio
These are just a tiny few of the big money shit you've spent - and yet you're happy about finishing behind Woolwich every year?
Being Millwall isn't about winning trophies.
Millwall is about passion, about putting the fear of god into the opposition (Chilwell for Leicester refused to take throw ins at our place due to the hostility - at yours there would be a load of DVD sellers taking selfies) , meeting up with mates for a good piss up, about loyalty, about community, about knowing all the blokes around you, about knowing that if it comes on top very few will run, about not having Thomas Cook help to sell your tickets, about beating your nearest rivals very time, about not having Tarquin and Tabitha enjoying a glass of champers while watching the oiks play "footy", not paying Millions in transfer fees to get the latest foreign mercenary at your club and hope he don't fuck off soon as a better offer comes in. I could go on, but I think you have the gist
Millwall is something you're born with, you either have it or you don't - and you Spurs have no idea
After our visit you can go back the the cozy little wrapped up cotton wool world of the "prem" where you can talk about "worldies" and have "bants" with the opposition.