the chubsters work harder and make you want to come back for more. The good looking ones expect you to do all the work - they look good on the surface but ultimately do fuck all for you in the end.Some of those fat birds you mention have been the difference between wanking into a sock before passing out and smashing pie all night for me , smashing fat birds was a significant element of my youth.
they all feel the same in the dark.
I have no idea what any of this means with regard to Berahino.......