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Seats. Grass.
Topless bar
Easy access/exit.
Chas & Dave to play an opening gig when its finished, prior to a game
Cheaper tickets in a safe standing area for registered home fans only to be sold on a first come first served basis(it aint gonna happen,but there ya go)
2 sides and 2 ends,which it will have according to the plans.
An acknowledgement of the past(if it wasn't for naming rights, I don't see why it couldn't still be called White Hart lane).
Biegals to be sold all over the ground and good ones not the crap ones they do now.
A regular supply of trophies to be paraded in it for us long suffering fans.
Not too much to ask, is it??
EDIT
The away end to renamed the "c**t cage" for when we play Le Arse,West Ham, Liverpool and Chelsea
Chas & Dave to play an opening gig when its finished, prior to a game
Cheaper tickets in a safe standing area for registered home fans only to be sold on a first come first served basis(it aint gonna happen,but there ya go)
2 sides and 2 ends,which it will have according to the plans.
An acknowledgement of the past(if it wasn't for naming rights, I don't see why it couldn't still be called White Hart lane).
Biegals to be sold all over the ground and good ones not the crap ones they do now.
A regular supply of trophies to be paraded in it for us long suffering fans.
Not too much to ask, is it??
EDIT
The away end to renamed the "c**t cage" for when we play Le Arse,West Ham, Liverpool and Chelsea
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Sensible sort of.
1 Safe standing in the shelf end (I know won't happen).
2 A Kop style stand, no oval no atmopshere Woolwich Emirates shit. (sorry for using the word Kop), our stands should have personality and totally bowl shaped stadiums don't do it for me.
3 Decent variety of food/drink.
4 Close to the pitch as possible so we can make it a bear pit.
1 Safe standing in the shelf end (I know won't happen).
2 A Kop style stand, no oval no atmopshere Woolwich Emirates shit. (sorry for using the word Kop), our stands should have personality and totally bowl shaped stadiums don't do it for me.
3 Decent variety of food/drink.
4 Close to the pitch as possible so we can make it a bear pit.
Somewhere to charge my iPad and put my selfie stick when I'm not using it. #EmbraceModernFootball
Serious now
A sushi bar
wine coolers in the seats
A starbucks
at least three fanshops
Statue of Levy
A sushi bar
wine coolers in the seats
A starbucks
at least three fanshops
Statue of Levy
A life-sized bronze statue of a kneeling/crying Arsene Wenger being spunked on by a 30ft solid gold statue of Ledley King.
Safe standing is the only thing that is imperative
And decent bogs
And decent bogs
With the quality of the english trains the thing would only function on 1 out of 3 matchdays
With soft toilet paper
Turn the spunkng into a water feature, and make it so that he's throwing a water bottle...
Boom. Double fountain.
A private place to wash my skidmarked pants after we go through a rollercoaster of a match.
A place to pour weak as piss beer over the opposition fans heads without fear of reprisals or retribution.
Our own 'KOP' which makes the opposition piss their pants and cry in fear.
A place to pour weak as piss beer over the opposition fans heads without fear of reprisals or retribution.
Our own 'KOP' which makes the opposition piss their pants and cry in fear.
