Toby Alderweireld

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Yeh, Vic's done little wrong all season, I just think we look less balanced with the Wanyama/Dembele combo as I think Vic likes to get about; lacking the discipline of Dier (think it'll help Dembele's game too).

Other options that I'd consider (depending on the game):

Wanyama / Winks
Wanyama (as sole DM)
Dier / Wanyama (for tough "can't lose games")

I also really liked Wanyama/Alli in central midfield when they partnered eachother.
 
Have thought for a while that Toby needs his own song. Wouldn't it be great if when he does finally return - whether that is this weekend or not - we can welcome him back with one?
Couple that I thought could work well are:
1. The Addams Family theme tune -
He's Toby Alderweireld/
His hair is perfectly gelled/
A big Belgian defender/
Who plays for Tot-ten-ham/
der na na na/ To-by!
der na na na/ Al-der!
der na na na/na na na na/na na na na/Wei-reld!

2. The Flintstones theme tune -
Toby! Alderweireld!/
A Belgian centre half at Spurs FC/
With his, mate Vertonghen/
The best defenders in the Premier League!
--
He makes! The opposition all look shite/
When he! plays in the lilywhite.
Toby! Alderweireld!
Plays for the greatest team you've ever seen!

What do you guys think?
 
Rock the Casbah:

"We don't know how to spell it.
Alderweireld, Alderweireld."


Knees up Mother Brown:

"We can't spell his name.
We can't spell his name.
Alderweireld, Alderweireld.
We can't spell his name"
 
Enough with the songs. Is this cunt playing tomorrow or not?

If he still isn't fit, he can stick his song up his fucking arse.

I wouldn't hold yer breath for tomorrow...

I think/hope we can cope without him for Swansea and midweek against CKSA Moscowhocares...
but man Utd away... well then... that's another matter!

I fully expect him to play next Sunday!

...anything else is an early Christmas bonus!
 
Have thought for a while that Toby needs his own song...
1. The Addams Family theme tune -
He's Toby Alderweireld/
His hair is perfectly gelled/
A big Belgian defender/
Who plays for Tot-ten-ham/
der na na na/ To-by!
der na na na/ Al-der!
der na na na/na na na na/na na na na/Wei-reld!

2. The Flintstones theme tune -
Toby! Alderweireld!/
A Belgian centre half at Spurs FC/
With his, mate Vertonghen/
The best defenders in the Premier League!
--
He makes! The opposition all look shite/
When he! plays in the lilywhite.
Toby! Alderweireld!
Plays for the greatest team you've ever seen!


Rock the Casbah:
"We don't know how to spell it.
Alderweireld, Alderweireld."

Knees up Mother Brown:
"We can't spell his name.
We can't spell his name.
Alderweireld, Alderweireld.
We can't spell his name"

Wonderful suggestions... but it'll never get going 'cos there are no mentions of any Arse players...
Remember, the best SPURS songs must have some mention of ArseAnal players first!
 
Have thought for a while that Toby needs his own song. Wouldn't it be great if when he does finally return - whether that is this weekend or not - we can welcome him back with one?
Couple that I thought could work well are:
1. The Addams Family theme tune -
He's Toby Alderweireld/
His hair is perfectly gelled/
A big Belgian defender/
Who plays for Tot-ten-ham/
der na na na/ To-by!
der na na na/ Al-der!
der na na na/na na na na/na na na na/Wei-reld!

2. The Flintstones theme tune -
Toby! Alderweireld!/
A Belgian centre half at Spurs FC/
With his, mate Vertonghen/
The best defenders in the Premier League!
--
He makes! The opposition all look shite/
When he! plays in the lilywhite.
Toby! Alderweireld!
Plays for the greatest team you've ever seen!

What do you guys think?


Maybe I'm whacked out, but I kinda like the 'Flintstones' based song for Toby. Can imagine that being belted out at The Lane!
 
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