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Unreal. Chadli was sold, the guy wanted regular first team football and we couldn't give that to him. Typically he scored against us earlier in the season and didn't celebrate. Fair play to him on all counts.
" Fuck off chadli you Judas"
With us playing well, the amount of dick comments has dropped sharply but some wanker yelled this at chadli yesterday.
I tell you my eyebrows raised perceptively.
With us playing well, the amount of dick comments has dropped sharply but some wanker yelled this at chadli yesterday.
I tell you my eyebrows raised perceptively.
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''That fucking midget Defoe has no left foot, overrated cunt''. - Shouty melter in the shelf @ WHL in 2008-09.
Jermain Defoe played for Portsmouth. He was looking at Jermaine Jenas.
Jermain Defoe played for Portsmouth. He was looking at Jermaine Jenas.
HavYa?
We were playing Boro at night and I was in the east lower on the halfway line, 2 rows from the front. One of our players was taking a throw in, and everyone was covered, and this bloke pipes up really loud "throw it to Downing - he'll give it straight back". I swear he blushed. Mark Viduka was pissing himself.
It could be, it's getting there, the fear is we have to be winning during games and in top 4 for the crowd to get behind them which is worrying
What has always bothered me is the biggest moaners in the crowd are those who SAW the shit, like we did, and yet have McBeth's vaulting ambition ideals which leads to every game being a heart stopper and less fun
I miss the gallows humour sometimes, the happiness just to get 3 points and enjoy THAT game without worrying about other teams results in fucking November
The team is outstanding and the fans hopefully getting better, I am hoping the stadium means more youth 15-30 year olds who technically have been ousted the last 10 years can return and raise the volume. I just hope to god it doesn't go the way of the emirates, I don't think it will personally as we will learn from others mistakes
Judas? We got rid of him. There really are some thick cunts at the Lane.
Lol, there's some proper randomers. I remember some geeza behind me in Paxton when we lost to Liverpool's youth team on pens in the League Cup...''DUDEK! OI DUDEK! YOUR MUM'S ON THE PHONE!'' for the whole shootout. Even getting his phone out and waving it at him.
It made us all laugh, until we lost.
Funniest/Stupidest thing I've heard in ages at The Lane was quite recently, when the West Ham fans were singing/gloating; "It's happening again..." on 88 minutes, and whilst 'comfortably' 2-1 up...
3 minutes later and it was 3-2 to us... oh the stupidity! ...and the foresight! "It's happening again" never made sense anyway... unless they were all mystics, and were talking about yet another last minute winner 'happening again' for Spurs!
SAGES!!!
3 minutes later and it was 3-2 to us... oh the stupidity! ...and the foresight! "It's happening again" never made sense anyway... unless they were all mystics, and were talking about yet another last minute winner 'happening again' for Spurs!
SAGES!!!
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yes, along the same lines as tinder and grinder but called straightener.(straitnr)
Instead of swiping right you hook right
Abbreviations like S&M mean swords and machetes, etc, etc, And bare fisting means something completely different
The funniest one I remember was a game where Lallana playing for Southampton was arguing with the ref and it was when we had the Bale money (that period or just after) and we where/had been buying loads of players.
After about the third argument one of the crowd in the lower shelf shouted ''fuck off Lallana or we'll buy you'', the idea of threatening someone with being purchased by us. I swear he heard it because he looked round at the crowd perplexed.
After about the third argument one of the crowd in the lower shelf shouted ''fuck off Lallana or we'll buy you'', the idea of threatening someone with being purchased by us. I swear he heard it because he looked round at the crowd perplexed.
Not really stupid, but stupidly funny. There was a chap called "Flanders" ( due to looking like Ned Flanders from the simpsons - even had the name on the shirt ) well old Flanders was in block 31 and was often amused by us fellow fans signing at him. On one occasion he stood up to get a song going and the reaction was a pitch perfect thousand or so people singing back at him "sit down you pedophile...." maybe you had to be there 
he stopped going shortly there after. If he's on here or still about hope he gets some joy out of being remembered
he stopped going shortly there after. If he's on here or still about hope he gets some joy out of being remembered
There's an app idea there, Tinder for after game meet ups. Little bio of special moves etc
Just got to think of a name & I'll be rich
Mostly stuff that has come out of my mouth - to away fans.
I was at the friendly with FC Porto back in 2005.
My lasting memory from the game was some bloke behind me in the Paxton Lower shouting "I'm gonna fucking knife you, McCarthy (Benni), you CUNT!"
My lasting memory from the game was some bloke behind me in the Paxton Lower shouting "I'm gonna fucking knife you, McCarthy (Benni), you CUNT!"