There's no chance but it would be the best thing ever. We beat city, somehow land fourth, scum super confident and getting the parade buses fired up, and then they lose 0-1 at home to a late penalty. I could live on the tears for years.
Ideally the funniest would be:
City score late on to equalise against us tomorrow night to make it 1-1 and Woolwich fans cry a bit.
Woolwich beat Everton 1-0 on the final day.
Man City beat West Ham 4-0 on the final day and win the league on goal difference.
All whilst we smash Sheff Utd, Palace get something from Villa and we get top 4.