So does Saudi, Qatar, China.
Bundesliga "borderline crap". That is such a poor review of what is a brilliantly competitive league, Bayern aside.
Augsburg, Hoffenheim, Mainz, Werder Bremen, Frankfurt, Hannover...they're not shit teams whatsoever. You either have VERY high standards, or you don't watch BuLi.
Also, Ligue 1 has come on leaps and bounds the last couple seasons, and actually most matches are pretty watchable. Clubs like Stade Reims, SC Bastia, Evian, Guimgamp etc can actually give the big boys a decent game, and it's not the equivalent of when Real Madrid play Cordoba and it's backs to the wall, soak up pressure and hope you don't lose by more than 5...they actually play football and give them a decent game, generally.
If you want to see the top two utterly dominate most weeks, La Liga is where it's at. The competition in the league is pathetic. The gap between top and bottom is appalling, and the League is essentially 'run' by RM and Barca.