Jon Champion

[Ossie's Cream]

So, just to clarify, is this guy a cunt?

Apparently so. I would like to slice the cunt 100 times all over the cunts body and then make the cunt roll around naked over 500 salt and vinegar crisps. Fucking cunting cunt.

 

[Smoked Salmon]

I love salt & vinegar crisps.

 

[Ossie's Cream]

I love salt & vinegar crisps.

Oooo me too. But if you have a paper-cut, fuck me it is worse than giving birth......apparently.

 

[Eskimo]

It was really noticeable how he was struggling to cope without a "pundit" alongside him as well..

 

[Elspur]

GET FANZONE BACK, PLAYER CAM BACK, HESKEY CAM BACK!!! GET THE LOT BACK!!!

 

[1882]

Wiki:

Jon Champion
Born: 23 May 1965 (age 48)
Harrogate, UK
ResidenceGloucestershire, England
NationalityBritish
EducationArchbishop Holgate Grammar School, York
OccupationJournalist,
Television sports commcuntator,
PES commcuntator,
Home townYork

Not that it should affect impartiality, but I'm guessing his 'Northern roots' might come into it!

 

[LarryCatt]

Wiki:


Not that it should affect impartiality, but I'm guessing his 'Northern roots' might come into it!

Another northerner who's sold his soul to move south then. Despite the Beeb's base in Manchester.

Just like Cilla, Tarbie, Macca, Boardman and the thousand other professional Scousers who proclaim their undying love for the great city of Liverpool from their farmhouse in Bray/Henley/Pease Pottage/Chalfont St Latimer.

The tossers.

 

[Yorkshire_Spurs]

Wiki:


Not that it should affect impartiality, but I'm guessing his 'Northern roots' might come into it!

I live in York. They are all cunts. Nice Minster though.

 

[SinghYid]

No wonder PES fans play with the commentary off.

Another reason why FIFA is better than PES.

 

[Team Tanguy]

Lamela must have surely fucked his wife, no other reason why Jon Chump-ion could be that bitter towards him.

 

[TED]

Hang on!

You too?

 

[HyNdZee]

He also felt Kyle Walker should have been sent off despite the Hull players and the referee seeing it differently. Happens to a few commentators after a while. They start giving subjective opinion when their job is to objectively describe the game.

 

[VirginiaSpur]

It was outrageous how much of a cunt he was. Constantly putting down Lamela (few times when Lamela got something wrong his price tag would be mentioned)

Oh, I know. Paraphrasing, he said "that's certainly not a 30m pound penalty for the man from Lazio."

Just... wtf?

Made watching the game depressing as fuck. Happy to hear that the crowd was greatly improved. Definitely sounded louder at parts.

 

[AlMacca_]

I think the technical term for that is "The Eifel Tower"

my Dad got asked to take a picture of a couple and some bike tour guide doing the eiffel tower in front of the eiffel tower. amazing scenes

 

[Dru]

I've got his email address, I'll pass on everyone's regards.

 

[pleb]

Lamela must have surely fucked his wife, no other reason why Jon Chump-ion could be that bitter towards him.

No he just does not like them so young!!

 

[1882]

He also felt Kyle Walker should have been sent off despite the Hull players and the referee seeing it differently. Happens to a few commentators after a while. They start giving subjective opinion when their job is to objectively describe the game.

To be fair, he may have had a point on that one!! Pretty reckless feet up... "I've sin thum guven Gary"

 

[HyNdZee]

To be fair, he may have had a point on that one!! Pretty reckless feet up... "I've sin thum guven Gary"

Yep, but could have been given is a bit different to should, and a reckless challenge is still only a yellow. The way he described it Walker definitely needed to be muzzled and put in a cage.

He could have had the opinion that "added time multi-ball" should have been introduced. Equally pointless.

 

[Audere]

Didn't know his name, but agreed, what a Christmas cunt.
Still lives at home with his mum cunt, and all his 'mates' hate him. Cunt.

Oi. That will do. People read this. And some may be relations.

Fucks sake.