Have we signed Memphis Depay yet?

[VirginiaSpur]

but this kid could truely be the new CR7..

Here's what the new Beckham thinks of that:

 

[nembiak]

This has Griezmann/Lovren/Damiao written all over it.

 

[Dutch]

With news that Depay turned down a PSV offer until after the transfer window, it just shows how much he wants to go to a big club. We have to make a move for him now or we'll never sign him. Come on Levy make it happen. His form has been unbelievable so far in his first two games. 4 goals and an assist.

 

[MemphisWill]

I'd gone off this window until the Memphis rumors started kicking up again. Please, Levy, please. I promise to purchase all 3 shirts...that's a start on offsetting the cost, yeah?

 

[Eskimo]

Depay Depay!

 

[Louisiana Hotspur]

PSV has just declared that they will not sell him for less than £80 million.

:avbfacepalm:

 

[ArcspacE]

Sounds like some posters wish we don't sign players just so they can be 'proven' right and win the internet for the day

 

[MemphisWill]

You just want him cause he fits the theme of your online persona!

 

[The Yinzer]

I've tried to ignore this rumor, as, just yesterday it seemed pretty unlikely to me. But there is an awful lot of smoke here. I can't help getting tingly thinking about Coco, Eriksen and Depay on the pitch together. Boner.

 

[shangweibaliu]

Imagine Depay venturing here and seeing that there's only 9 replies in his thread. He'd join Woolwich that minute.

 

[GeorgeKirchner7]

Not many will agree with me ... But I actually think I'd prefer Jay Rodriguez ...
Maybe it's because he's English and we don't have as many as we used to in our starting line-up.

 

[zin]

He played and scored for PSV yesterday in the Europa League therefore I'm inclined to believe that this is just a bullshit rumour

 

[S.L.R]

So his agents had van gaal on the blower! Ah well, never thought we'd get him. Would be nice to get a quality left sided player as well, address the imbalance in our team. Oh well, just means this is gonna be the year Chadli becomes the next 90 million pound target for Madrid

 

[Furball man]

I've been to Memphis twice (big Elvis fan) and I loved it

I made a hooker cry in Memphis .

The tour manager needed a shag so hired one, I was sharing a room with him & then he realised that he had no cash on him & popped out to get some $$. Soon after the lady turned up & I chatted to her, just pleasantries. Then I asked her why she did what she did as she was a pretty thing & she burst into tears saying " I need to support my daughter!!" Luckily then the tour manager turned up & I made a sharp exit .

 

[Dutchy]

Scored 8 assisted 3 in 6 games so far. Scored PSV's two goals yesterday in the Europa league...

 

[TommyD123]

Kuyt is a bad example. How about Alves, van wolfswinkel, kezman, luuk de jong, Dost, that american dude from sunderland.. They all scored 15-30 goals in eredivisie. Fuck Alves even scored like 38 goals..

Agreed - Dutch league is a bad one to rely on goals scored when making a signing. Need to have scored lots in a top league like Spain to be a safe bet for the prem....
:soldadolol:

 

[The Yinzer]

I don't know this Depay.

He good?

He tremendous ceiling.

 

[Mrs Perryman]

Is it wrong just to want him because I just luurve his name?? Oh, and I thought he played well in the WC too.

 

[Louisiana Hotspur]

I made a hooker cry in Memphis .

The tour manager needed a shag so hired one, I was sharing a room with him & then he realised that he had no cash on him & popped out to get some $$. Soon after the lady turned up & I chatted to her, just pleasantries. Then I asked her why she did what she did as she was a pretty thing & she burst into tears saying " I need to support my daughter!!" Luckily then the tour manager turned up & I made a sharp exit .

Well, I think that's probably a fitting end to this thread. Last one out turn out the lights.

 

[DeviousBBear]

We never were interested. Just PR BS from DL.