For me the test of a good Football team is what is their identity. How do they play. What defines the team. They don't have to be that good, there are teams like Swansea, WBA, Middlesborough, Burnley, Bournemouth amongst others all had a very clear identity in how they played, some were at the beginnings of it like Hull, others namely Middlesborough were perhaps just on the wrong path and whilst Swansea have always played with the ball on the floor it took a new manager for them to find the confidence to play that way having been managed by a fraud previously. But all of them had a manager who was coaching a way to play, a way they choose to compete.
West Ham literally have no identity. Can anyone explain to me how they play, what are their characteristics? I can't spot any, I don't know if they are a team that sits deep (like they did with us) or if they press high, if they are a aggressive, play long ball, or on the counter.
They are a fucking mess, or I believe the technical term is shite.