Lemme guess... they start with a grainy black & white image of Crouch scoring at the away end to send Spurs fans into delirium, and into the Champions league...
...cue 'record scratch/back to reality' sound effect, and we're back into modern-day colour era (non of this old fashioned 2010 ancient-football stuff)... whilst being treated to images of Balotelli 'coolly' slotting away the last minute penalty, with pieces of Scott Parker's face still imbedded in his boot, and a thorough, 'revenge-earning/lesson learning' 6-goal spanking of 'little'club' Spurs at the hands of the 'establishment' BIG BOYS!!!
...yea, lemme fucking guess!
...cue 'record scratch/back to reality' sound effect, and we're back into modern-day colour era (non of this old fashioned 2010 ancient-football stuff)... whilst being treated to images of Balotelli 'coolly' slotting away the last minute penalty, with pieces of Scott Parker's face still imbedded in his boot, and a thorough, 'revenge-earning/lesson learning' 6-goal spanking of 'little'club' Spurs at the hands of the 'establishment' BIG BOYS!!!
...yea, lemme fucking guess!