Best Spurs Chant!

[Raymond]

my dad keeps singing "my eyes have seen the glory of the cups at white hart lane"

 

[Dannyboy]

Nicola Berti and My Mother bought me a little a toy

 

[Carlito Brigante]

For me its between:

Posh Spice is a slapper, she wears a slappers bra
And when she shagging Beckham
She dreams of Ginola

And more recently

Oh Paul Stalteri, your the love of my life
Oh Paul Stalteri, I let you fuck my wife,
Oh Paul Stalteri......I wish I was Canadian toooooooooooo

Back in the eighties there were some classics floating around but Im fucked if I can remember them....I guess it was thirty years ago

 

[Mensa]

Nicola Berti and My Mother bought me a little a toy

I have to go with Nicola Berti, it is actually a perfect football chant, repeatable, outstanding lyrics to the tune and the optimum length

 

[Deadwood'sPostMatch]

Super Luka nuts are we, we are Luka loopy.

 

[Mrs Perryman]

Having a touch of deja vu...... haven't we done this before???
So many to list.............here's one from the archives..... after the 81 cup final... two one down, three two up, that's the way to win the cup, la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la (think that's the right number of 'la's)

 

[n17troops]

Having a touch of deja vu...... haven't we done this before???
So many to list.............here's one from the archives..... after the 81 cup final... two one down, three two up, that's the way to win the cup, la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la (think that's the right number of 'la's)

Many times Mrs p.

 

[nickzegreek]

clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, YIDS.

 

[jimmyriggle]

North London is ours. Fuck off back to Woolwich. North London is ours.

Wooooah dembele. He's a yid
Wooooah dembele. He's a yid
He's a yid dembele. He's a yid.

I wanna rock down to with etienne Capoue.
And then with Eric Dier

I wanna tell you
I might as well do
About a boy who can do anything
He's from Romania
He's the impaler
Chiriches chiriches chiriches

Oh Benoit Benoit
He uses an Oyster card
He's drives in a smart car
Oh Benoit Benoit

 

[Henny Hardaway]

When I was just a little boy
My mother gave me a little toy
An Ar5ena1 fan on a string
Told me to kick his fucking head in
Fucking head in, Fucking head in
Told me to kick his fucking head in

 

[YTpaxton]

He's got long hair, but we don't care, Paul,Paul Walsh!

 

[SpursLegend]

Tottenham Tottenham Tottenham, Tottenham Tottenham Tottenham, Tottenham Tottenham Tottenham, Tottenham, TOTT-EN-HAM, Tottenham Tottenham Tottenham.

You know the one

 

[TottenhamAberdeen]

Don`t bend down when Wenger`s around de da do de dada de da do
:vdvdive:

 

[TottenhamAberdeen]

`The man in the raincoat`s blue and white army`

 

[Anthony Beale]

I am a big fan of...

Everywhere you go, always take Lamela with you
Everywhere you go, always take Lamela
Everywhere you go, always take Lamela with you
Everywhere you go, always take Lamela, Lamela with you

This would be mine if people actually sang it correctly, like you've written it here. But people DONT. and it pisses me OFF.

 

[Anthony Beale]

Slightly off topic but i think the most I've ever laughed at a chant is at the NLD at home earlier this year when the dirty away fans started singing "he comes from borehamwood, he aint that fucking good" about that pleb that used to be our..
expected a big reply from the park lane about how they'd waited till the 87th minute to make some noise... when all of a sudden i heard loads of our own fans join in with it....
never seen anything like it aulinhofacepalm:

 

[Chelmsford Spurs]

Glasgoooooow, Glasgooooooow, Tottenham Hotspur going to Glasgooooooow
There'll be thousands of yids and there'll be pissed out there head.
Tottenham Hotspur goin' to Glasgooooooooow.

Loved that one at the time, doesn't really have any relevance now, but when i was just a little boy my mother got me a little toy etc etc is probably my favourite right now.

 

[Dannyboy]

na na nananana aaaaa yeaaaa, Pedro Mendes (I've murdered the first bit but so what)

 

[alexwooty]

Personal favs are Ossie's Dream and Can't Smile Without You. Not only are they great songs but they are OURS and ours alone. And they don't get sung that often, which makes them a bit more special

 

[cretinousgoat]

My personal favourites are 'We are Tottenham' and 'Oh when the spurs' - hair stands on the back of my neck at that one!

I am also partial to 'Wemb-er-ley, Wemb-er-ley, we're the famous Tottenham hotspur and we're off to Wemb-er-ley!'