No, I understand that perfectly. I concede that you have a point, but I think you're potentially carrying it too far in your preference for strength. Your other points are lost in translation.You have to realize a lot of the stick I get from people like CJJ is just froth from lost arguments regarding the problem players like Townsend, Rose, Lennon etc along with sour grapes regarding AVB.
The tiny dancers ref = Defoe, Townsend, rose, Lennon, soldado.
The dust had settled. Was I wrong? Prem Goals combined last season they probably matched one top four strikers output.
I was actually wrong about Soldado. Before the season kicked off I had faith in him. It took until winter to get me to admit he was not suited for the prem.
I could care less if a player is a "tiny dancer," so long as they actually back it up with creativity and there's balance in the starting 11. I think that we've had a lot of players that conform to the old model of English football, placing an emphasis on speed above everything else, but as our playing style has shifted from a counter-attacking style toward a more dominant possession and attacking style, those attributes don't have as much use when the opposition is hemmed in tight in their own third.
I would just like to see some players on the pitch with clear strengths, rather than a bunch of jack-of-all-trades midfielders that don't appear to be fulfilling a clear role in the squad. By any definition, you could define Eriksen as a "tiny dancer", but he backs it up by performing a clear role and performing that role very well as the creative focal point for our side. I'm not sure that people could agree so readily on whatever role that Dembele and Paulinho seem to be performing, but I do think that most people could agree that Townsend and Lennon seem to be operating under the belief their their role is to see how often they can fake out defenders.
I think that there's space in our starting 11 for one such player that deputizes across the field, but all in all in one form or another our squad under AVB and Sherwood successively appears to be a failed attempt at implementing total football, with most of our players fluidly adjusting their roles to suit the situation, rather than having a clear understanding of each other's movements and how to link-up to string together passes and create attacking opportunities, with the end result that whenever I watch Spurs I imagine that the unspoken dialogue of the players must be something like "Ok, I received the ball, try a one-two? No, wait, why are you dropping back? Should I get forward... umm, ok dead end now, let's dump the ball off to Lennon. Ok, now he's in a dead end, maybe I should run into space. Is Paulinho covering me? Fuck no, looks like he's trying to run into space... Should I drop back to cover, then? Sure. Ok, covering. Sideways pass, sideways pass, sideways pass. I'm going to try a long diagonal. No wait, now they're man-marking Chadli tightly. I'll try to beat my man and hand the ball off to Eriksen, oh fuck now Adebayor is coming deep for the ball and there's no attacking outlet, so maybe I should try to thread a through ball into Lennon. Ok, he faked out the defender five times and handed the ball back, so I'm just going to SHOOOOOTTTT!!! .... Ah fuck, it was worth a try."