Ah, The Staggies. Spent many an afternoon at Victoria Park in Dingwall. Even been invited to the Aitken Suite for a cheeky wee corporate, invited by Ron Mac himself. Lovely fella.
Six players?
Jordan White is a decent striker. Top scorer this season, but may not play against Patrick in the playoff as he’s got a head injury. Holds the ball up well and is brave as fuck.
Speaking of brave, two guys doing well at the back are Keith Watson who is a right back with a lot of injury history, particularly from his time coming through at Dundee Utd. Been at county for a few years now and still going strong. And Alex Iacovitti is a big bearded scary bastard at centre half. Can’t pass for toffee, but fun all the same.
Yan Dhanda is a creative number 10, but doesn’t score enough. Still settling in though.
Austrian guy, David Cancola is one of the 2 holding midfielders. Works hard, but has recently been playing alongside Nohan Kenneh, who is bone fucking idle.
Six is a push for a team in the relegation playoffs, but I’ve got a soft spot for DOM Samuel. Ex England u19, who is a bit Heskey when it comes to scoring, but at least the cunt tries.
Still not overly keen on Malky MacKay, but he’s paying for past indiscretions by being stuck in the arse end of nowhere.
That do you, me auld fella?