VDV deserves a more original song

[Luminoir]

I think van Der Vaart deserves a slightly more imaginative song than nanananana.(and more importantly, one that Chelsea and the scum sing for their players)

The whole thing might be too long for everyone to remember but I see no reason the chorus alone would be too difficult for anyone. Let's have a bit of variety eh?

To que sara sara
Chorus:
Van der Vaart der Vaart
Your goals are a work of art
Your passes and runs so smart
Van der Vaart der Vaart

When you were just an Ajax yid
You asked your mother what would I be?
Would I be hamburg or real Madrid?
Out popped Daniel levy

Chorus

When you arrived at white hart lane
You asked the gaffer where would I play?
Would I play right wing, or sit in the hole?
Or fucking run about all day?

Chorus

'twas a north London derby day
You brought a man down, wilshere came to crow
First you ignored him, then took him on
And nutmegged him twice in a row

 

[Thelonious]

take a bow son!

 

[drwinston001]

very impressive although much like he does I think the crowd would get tired about 70% of the way through and need to have a lay down.

 

[Thelonious]

we only need to sing the chorus at games, sing chapter and verse in the pub/train/streets/etc.

 

[kushty]

incredible! but you'd never get the whole song being sung in the ground. Way way to many lyrics!

 

[basskadet]

erm, he does already doesn't he?

I know we always sing nananananana rafa van der vaart

but we do also sing

"He's just as good as Hoddle
He's better than Chris Waddle
His missus is a model
He's Rafa van der Vaart"


(ps, you're not defecting from THTV are you luminoir? )

 

[YidoBuckler]

Top marks for effort, brilliant stuff.

 

[Sibs]

erm, he does already doesn't he?

I know we always sing nananananana rafa van der vaart

but we do also sing

"He's just as good as Hoddle
He's better than Chris Waddle
His missus is a model
He's Rafa van der Vaart"


(ps, you're not defecting from THTV are you luminoir? )

Seriously, defect... it's far better over here... I haven't been on THTV for months

 

[Mr Vexed]

i just read this, this is fucking awesome!!!!

if i could rep you twice i would!