Tottenham Hotspur vs West Ham - (Tues 23rd June 20:15.)

[SouthStand Billy]

Here we are again. Slut Bucket Brady’s Clown shoe 11’s Cup final and biggest game since the 1966 World Cup final.
Their biggest achievement in their laughable history is the fact that they won a league game away to us. This is their open top bus parade moment, the highlight, the achievement to end all achievements. It really doesn’t get bigger for them than winning a league game.
They may have gone 40 years without a trophy, only won 4 trophies in their sad existence, never made the Europa league but winning the odd league game is Champions League to them.
It’s always hilarious watching how big this is for them and how much we get under their skin.

No doubt, as usual, they will claim they are bringing 50k fans and taking over our stadium, like they claim every year, despite lockdown.
When it comes to how many fans they take to each game, it has always been a problem for them..



On to the game - We have an extra days rest so let’s make it count and send these Yo yo wankers back where they belong..

17-1 Spurs. . (Steeevie B 16, Darren Anderton 1 )

 

[SouthStand Billy]

Ah the title name. The sort of thing that ends up trending on twitter. Not really acceptable is it?

I see what you mean and a fair point...

I’ll add FC after Tottenham Hotspur..

Thanks for the heads up..

 

[Mrs Perryman]

So glad for Harry and glad for us too. Seems like some people have forgotten that he's been out for six months with a serious injury, he's bound to be a bit apprehensive and rusty. He's a class act and the best striker we've had since Greavsie.

 

[Stanley]

 

[Clynelish]

I can see us win as long as we keep Mark Noble quiet.

 

[cretinousgoat]

Even West Hams fixture list is laughing at them

 

[cretinousgoat]

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

West Ham really are shit. They are so shit they made us look good.

So i thank for them that anyway.

We are going to miss those easy 6 points next season.

 

[yes]

Credit to Lamela. That goal came from his hard work in defence. He’s not everyone’s cup of tea but he’s injected some life into us since coming on.

 

[PhillyHotspur]

And a quick shout out to Dier. Another quality performance and spurs best player since the restart regardless of his mental mistake via Pogba’s blatant dive.

 

[cretinousgoat]

I hate West Ham as much as the next man on here, but they don't seem like a bad bunch of lads to me to be fair.

Get out

 

[FOK]

Dier and Dav good tonight.

 

[BAE32]

Mason saying it's probably their cup final on the 'N17 Live' pre-game show being streamed hahahaha. Yiddo yiddo!

 

[John Thomas]

Shortest match thread of the season?

I guess we won, lads

 

[B-0-Sspurs]

Their highest ever league position, in fact I think they have only been top six 5/6 times in their history, a massive club if ever I saw one.

Not quite true, to give them some credit they have had three top 6 finishes since 2002.

Admittedly it was in the championship....

 

[Radical Rei]

Take Kane off

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

No point prattling on.....let's just enjoy our first win in 4 months.

Thank you Billy Smarts banter bowlers.

 

[SouthStand Billy]

See you Fuckers.. it’s all about having the confidence..

You gotta trust ol Billy..

 

[Stag]

That has to be one of the poorest West Ham sides ive seen in a while, and man for man they arent crap players as such, theres just no drive and no apparent game plan without Haller up top to knock balls high to. The new Stoke, basically. Antonio is always a problem for us but playing him centrally just made life really easy for Dave and Dier who lapped it up all game. TBH id take Fredericks back as cover for Aurier as he lived with Son pretty easily and I dont remember him ever being shit when having to play first team on the odd occasion.

I dont see a lot of negatives from a Spurs POV tonight other than Dele slowing the game down. He's an excellent technical footballer but (shhhh) im not sure he works in this system Jose wants to play, even though hes playing him there in the number 10 role. We played our best stuff tonight on the break or crossing from wide. Dele takes so much time on the ball at the moment it kills that pace. A lot has been said about N'Dombele and whether hes liked by Jose or not... id LOVE to see him in that role. Make the two of them fight for it. Tanguy isnt the Dembele replacement (because there isnt one in world football - unless someone can name someone who can do that?) so push him forward where he can damage teams with his ability to see a slide rule pass when its on. Isnt that what competition is there for? Two great players with different strengths playing for that shirt.

Also shout out for Sissoko who seems to have got short shrift on here tonight but I thought he was mobile, aware and did a lot of dirty boring shit that other players wouldnt fancy

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

Government expected to announce that as from July 4th West Ham players will be permitted to visit other teams penalty areas for short periods providing they pose no threat to the opposition.