Time set for national mobile phone emergency alert test...

[mummy]

"The alert has been timed to avoid any major sporting events."


Yes, you guessed it! - Newcastle vs Tottenham Hotspur, Sunday 23rd April, 2pm - the sirens go off at 3pm lol!!!!

VAR will disallow our goal because the sirens distracted their keeper.

Time set for national mobile phone emergency alert test

The government says a national emergency warning test will avoid disrupting major sporting events.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Football Chap]

It'll be guaranteed to arrive when we're 3-0 up, with 30 seconds left on the clock.

Can't see the nuke getting past our low block

 

[Barmby]

I'd much rather a global disaster than another Spurs notification with a random goal from 10 years ago.

 

[Barmby]

When the nuke is on its way I don’t want to know to be honest.

Best to be right under it I reckon. I've seen Threads.

 

[justin]

When the nuke is on its way I don’t want to know to be honest.

 

[BernardMatthews]

It'll be guaranteed to arrive when we're 3-0 up, with 30 seconds left on the clock.

Nuclear Armageddon or woolwich winning the league and us just about getting Europa conference football.

That’s a tough bloody choice isn’t it.

 

[mummy]

When the nuke is on its way I don’t want to know to be honest.

It'll be guaranteed to arrive when we're 3-0 up, with 30 seconds left on the clock.

 

[Barmby]

I watched that the other day. Pretty powerful isn’t it

Yep, and apparently very realistic! I've started catching rats just in case.

 

[Chevy5]

If I was Putin, this is exactly when I'd be pressing the button.

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

Iv'e got ITK on what the alarm will sound like.

 

[iz futbal]

When the nuke is on its way I don’t want to know to be honest.

Well the government is being nice and wants you to say goodbye to your families, making up for their retarded involvement in the war.

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

Yep, and apparently very realistic! I've started catching rats just in case.

That's just Sheffield on a good day.

 

[meaningless-friendly]

Oh fuck off.

 

[OffTheBench]

Oh fuck off.

Thought you'd like a meaningless friendly alarm

 

[cretinousgoat]

Haha I'll be at a cottage with mates. We've decided to make it a drinking rule. Everyone has to down a drink (chosen by the others) when it happens.

 

[justin]

Best to be right under it I reckon. I've seen Threads.

I watched that the other day. Pretty powerful isn’t it

 

[mummy]

Haha I'll be at a cottage with mates. We've decided to make it a drinking rule. Everyone has to down a drink (chosen by the others) when it happens.

Lets hope someone's sitting on your face when the siren goes off.

 

[OffTheBench]

Best to be right under it I reckon. I've seen Threads.

I watched that the other day. Pretty powerful isn’t it

Been meaning to watch Threads for ages, but you two reminded me, and I watched it last night. Bloody hell, I've never been that disturbed by TV or film as an adult. I knew what would happen in a nuclear war but this was so realistic.

So yeah, let's not have WW3 shall we?

 

[Bobcat goldthwaite]

 

[Football Chap]

I reckon 15th minute of stoppage time at the end of the first half and Dan Burn goes for an audacious 40 yard lob which, although Lloris fumbles it slightly behind him, is stopped a few yards short of the line but the ref's watch goes off (alarm) and he says it must have crossed the line. Despite the replays showing it clearly didn't cross the line, VAR says it can't intervene with the goal line technology and the goal stands. Like a reverse Mendes